Dr. Ira Fried quotes


No, I'm a prick doctor.








Virgins. I love em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure!

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Can I buy the f-ucken pot? I think I can.








Virgins. I love em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure!

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Please……Ive heard all the jokes.







Virgins. I love em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure!

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I got tickets for the Rueles-Harris fight tonight.





Virgins. I love em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure!

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Eat my Dust Donald Trump!










Virgins. I love em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure!

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"yesterday when we were kids
the taste of life was sticky like peanut butter lids
i laughed at girls and sang the woman hater song
then suddenly discovered a new use for my dong"

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