Who else thinks this section was completely hillarious. Every time I see this bit I'm on the floor in stitches!
Even when I'm thinking of it!
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Also a great one I'm going to start using more often,
I) Does my breath smell?
II) Does the Pope s*** in the woods?
I) I don't know.
II) Because it smells lik ehe sh** in your mouth!
yes, it was really funny! - Bottom Lives are great!
'Do my skid marks show!?!'
"Not so much a skid mark" "more like a half mile stretch of the maginot line"
This is quite good. no where near as good as the first one!
"watch it circle, watch it loop-the-loop ... watch it get the *beep* Prop Man sacked!!"
makes me cry with laughter every time! certainly the best of the Bottom Live! shows.
NEWS TEAM ... ASSEMBLE!
Eddie: Hey Rich?
Rich: Yes Eddie?
Eddie: Can we say *beep*
Rich: Definitely not
Eddie: *beep*
- To me that's funny, and I don't wanna live in a world where that's not -
i love it when richie throws up violently out of the latrine, and the way th vomit jolts with him 'uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..!' haha fantastic!
What's that? You just called me a bastard didn't you!
I was flipping crying with laughter the first time I watched this! Still cracks me up now even thought I've seen it a dozen times!
Richie: Yeah, I'd like to see one of today's young, modern comedians do that joke.
Eddie: Yeah, why's that?
Richie: Cos it's s**t!
"Earth's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does it's smartest termite"