100 reasons on why this film sucked

Here's two:
Too many dick jokes for a supposedly family movie: "I thought you said hose" after sticking a carrot in the crotch, Michael Keaton becoming a snowman and immediately looking down at his crotch to see if he still has his parts.

The fakest looking fake snow to ever grace a movie screen. If you are going to set an entire movie in the winter with a snowman as the central character, you might as well film at a location with actual snow.

Okay, let's see... 98 more....

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It doesn't suck. I've been watching this every year since the 5th grade. I like it.