Ask Sarah...


and she will answer.

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Not right now she doesn't!!

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That suddenly everyone is starting question and answer threads? I'd like to be egotistical and think they're trying to copy my brilliant "Ask Me a Question" idea, but I'm sure I'm not the first one to post something like that. So why?

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I am highly unimaginative and wanted to fill this board with lots of posts!

It isn't working.

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Well in that case, here are a few more questions:

1. What's the capital of Ohio? (This is my "signature question," which I ask of everyone I encounter)
2. Why do hot dogs come in packages of 8 and hot dog buns come in packages of 6?
3. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
4. Why do Americans misspell labour, neighbour, axe, draught, etc.?
5. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? (It doesn't have anything to do with that Hitchcock movie, does it?)
6. What? ("Why?" is so cliche)


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to question 3:

Because... fuzzy wuzzy was a bear but fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?

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You're good!

Now, you have the option to keep all the money you've won so far and walk away, or you can proceed to the final and most difficult round, wherein all the questions involve the history of the tangerine. What'll it be?

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errrr..... I think I'll go fo- NO! Wait... Yes, I'll go on to the next round please! Final Answer...

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For all or nothing, How long has tangerine been a color of paint?

And, for an additional 4,000 bonus points, what is the essential difference between the color "tangerine" and the color "orange"?

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Is the answer 42 years?

Oh, and the colour tangrine is a special version of orange for children.

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Close enough! Congratulations, you've just won...

A year's supply of Turtle Wax (Ever slide a freshly waxed turtle across the kitchen floor? Tremendous fun)

5 of the 6 tapes in Dr. Amos Horvath's award-winning language course, "Learn Swahili in just 8 hours"

A recipe for Apple Strudel

A cybernetic organism sent here from the future to blow stuff up.


Congratulations, have fun, and we'll see you next time on "Who Wants to Answer a Bunch of Stupid Questions?"

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