Top 50 things you learned from this movie - Cruel Intentions (1999) Discussion

Semi-Incest would a suggest a bloodline connection.

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[–] Scorpion_Deathlock 12 years ago

Uhhh... They were raised as brother and sister.

Miguel Prado does NOT like gusanos!

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a) No they weren't. It was said in the movie that he wanted to *beep* her since the day their respective parents got married. Which suggests they were past puberty when it happened

b) there is no bloodline connection, hence no incest, semi or otherwise

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[–] hobooo 8 years ago

How the f would that work? Incest is illegal solely for the reason of preventing birth defects in babies. It has nothing to do with titles.

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[–] trippeh 11 years ago

Don't have sex, if you're a girl. Ever. It's not natural and even being attracted to someone is BAAAAD LOL.

Truly Happy Mondayed.

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[–] monie_monster 11 years ago

Doing coke is classy if it comes out of a cross.

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[–] Scorpion_Deathlock 11 years ago

5) Sarah Michelle Gellar is incredibly sexy and seductive.

Miguel Prado must be stopped!

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[–] Gwasgray 11 years ago

A girl who doesn't believe in sex before marriage will have no problem wearing a thin purple top with no bra.

An intelligent, sophisticated young black man will be attracted to a very immature, uncouth white girl.

If a fit and healthy young man gets run over by a taxi that can't be doing any more than 20mph on impact, and is still conscious afterwards with just a graze to his forehead, he'll still die.

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[–] dkgambler 10 years ago

9. When a woman gives french kissing lessons to another woman, they will do it during the day, in a busy park in a large metropolitan area.

10. A teenaged virgin will hop into the pool with a guy to announce she's "seeing someone" mere minutes after the guy flashes her.

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[–] Nike316 10 years ago

If you have the option of one of two girls, you won't get either of them. You'll just die.

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[–] khaosjr 10 years ago

A voluptuous girl in a 1-piece bathing suit can look every bit as sexy as a rail-thin girl in a bikini...and you'll never know the curvy one is 5 months pregnant.

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[–] khaosjr 10 years ago

I stand corrected; "Annette" was NOT pregnant when shooting that scene at the swimming pool. My apologies to Ms. Reese Witherspoon.

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[–] Scorpion_Deathlock 10 years ago

Lesbianism if FINE.

"I'm Hugh G.Ass!" - Simpsons

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[–] Just_Alex 9 years ago

If you write a detailed diary with crystal clear pictures of the girls you like (almost like they are out of a magazine pictorial) and you write it with gothic fonts, and you pepper it with juicy gossip, it will be a massive success. So massive, that it could interrupt a memorial dedicated to you.

All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... time to... die

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[–] Moonlighty 9 years ago

Can something be semi incestuous? Just because their parents married to which doesn't seem to be that much earlier doesn't make them in estrous because they shared a large living space.

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Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that I'll be over here looking through your stuff.

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