How to win every time
I have devised a foolproof stratagem for winning on Hollywood Squares. The standard format is such that after Tom Bergeron asks a question, the celebrity gives the joke answer first. Then, after the audience laughter has quieted down, the celebrity gives what she believes is the correct answer. Only then does the contestant agree or disagree with the celebrity.
What if the contestant were to disagree with the celebrity’s first answer? The first answer is a joke, and therefore incorrect. Thus, the contestant would win the square simply by disagreeing with the celebrity’s joke answer. Victory is assured!
Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me- you can’t get fooled again.