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Number one birth control for a woman...


Become a lesbian


:-)

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lol true

[Marcia and Charlie kiss]
Charlie:"Marcia I gotta go...something suddenly came up!" ;)

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My favorite method is to go to a supermarket, Target, etc around noontime: All the pathetic sweatsuit wearin' SUV drivin' soccer moms on their cell phones pushing a shopping cart while their bratty snotbag kids scream, "I WANT IIIIIIIT!!!" or "I WANNA GO HOOOOOOOME!!!!" is enough for me to take the pill, double-bag it, AND use spermicide.

"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it." Edith Sitwell

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lmao !

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i thought u were going to say abstinence...I get tired of people who just keep saying that.

that is so true...lol

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Or the man should pull out just before, out of respect and for hygienic reasons.

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You think that method really works? "Just" before? Seriously, go get an education. Unbelievable. I weep for the future.



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Well you know what they call people who rely on the pull out method?



Parents.

My husbands best friend has an almost 1 year old son now because of the pull out method.

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Not necessarily.....lesbians can get pregnant, you know.



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not if they are sleeping with another woman. which is the point of being a lesbian surely?

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let's not go to camelot, it is a silly place

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We do know.

But still, the risk for a woman getting accidentally knocked up by her girlfriend must be very, very low. Statistically.

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My mother told me that the only thing I ever needed for birth control was an aspirin. I just needed to keep it between my knees at all times and I would never get pregnant.

.....and she is a nurse!

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