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this may be the funniest movie ever made


ok it was about 5 years ago when i first saw this movie and when told about it i knew it was going to be crap to begin with so i came in with no expectations of brillance from franco or anything remotely interesting about the movie.every scene in the movie you can laugh out loud about i mean start it from the begining.when berrreta is riding his bike on the streets cars are passing him up constantly. not to mention that the scene runs for it seems 10 mins. but also that in that scene he begins to drive on the wrong side of the rode.i mean thats only the first few mins of the film and im already busting out laughin uncontrollably. i didnt mention any of the dialouge because it is far too funny to say in this subject,

next on to the scene with arnold in it which the only reason why my brother bought this piece of crap is as hilarious as any other scene too. but as they work out together they counts their reps on the bench in differnet languages which just adds insult to injury.

mext we find out that he is an ex interpol agent and that they need his help to take down a drug dealer in his native land of sardinia. thats when the hilarious stuff happens he starts molesting women on the side of uncovering the worst drug dealer in history and bringing him to justice

all in all this is by far the worst movie i have ever seen i am impressed that it ever came into my possesion and im proud to of seen first hand wat franco has been doing with his career since his body building days are over.i just deeply hope he doesnt waste all of his money on such films in the future

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Boy, it sure is quiet around here. Lol.

I feel the same way. I knew the movie was going to be crap, but I saw the laserdisc (remember those) in the "sale" bin at least 10 years ago. I am a fan of bodybuilding and was shocked to see an actual Franco Columbu movie for sale. Since it had Arnold doing a guest spot and only cost a few dollars, I figured I couldn't go wrong.

Of all the movies i've seen in my entire life, I vote this one as the worst (I'm not being sarcastic either). I honsetly believe I could've made a better film, without knowing anything about the business. I bought it just to say that I own one of Franco's movies. It's fullfilled it's purpose and I dare anyone out there to watch the entire thing. :-)

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The movie is terrible yes but will appeal to bodybuilders and fans of arnie and franco, i mean arnold was the only reason i bought it.

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