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I'm here. I recently read a very detailed, scene by scene review of this movie, and now I'm dying to see it for myself. I'm an MST3K fan, and I'm strangely drawn to horrible movies. This one sounds rather similar in quality to "Manos" and "Hobgoblins"--the two movies I have an ongoing internal debate going on about which is in fact the worst movie ever made.

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Santa is worse than those two movies (ok, I've never seen Hobgoblins) by a considerable margin.
I bought my last SICB tape on Halfbay.com for 4 dollars...
Nick

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Santa is worse than either Manos or Hobgoblins, all of which I have seen.

However, the worst movie I have ever seen, by far, is "After Last Season." It's supposed to be good-bad, like "The Room," but it is simply unwatchable-bad. . . I'm actually glad it's never been riffed, so I don't have to sit through it again to see it with Rifftrax!

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I just recently read a very funny review of this movie in SHOCK CINEMA. Being a fan of really bad movies, I envy all of you who have seen it. I'm now on a mission...

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God damn, I want to see this movie. Is this worse than Santa Claus Conquers the Maritans and the Mexican Santa Claus

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I can make over 100 different balloon animals, but they all look like little dogs-Joel Hodgson

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Two months later...

Have you guys who hadn't seen it yet but were planning to see it seen it yet? If so, how will I ever find a copy?

"I don't know, I'm making this up as I go."

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Gee, I don't think my christmas would have been the same this year without this movie. I actually had to watch it twice. I think the singing on "If I could be thumbilena" was about the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. If you haven't seen it, you must. But only once, for the love of God, only once.

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Okay, I haven't seen Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny but I am very familiar with director Barry Mahon's musical fantasy masterpiece, The Wonderful Land of Oz. The latter is probably the most accomplished (objectively speaking) of his kiddie-matinee films but I have no doubt that all of them will brain-damage children of all ages. I've also seen Mahon's truly horrible Jack and the Beanstalk which is infinitely worse than Oz technically; however, The Wonderful Land of Oz must stand as his Greatest Achievement because it dares to desecrate such a beloved cultural icon as The Wizard of Oz.

Evidently Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny incorporates scenes from his earlier Hans Christian Andersen blasphemy, Thumbelina. I imagine the film must be pretty incoherent as a result. Mahon also did the live-action scenes for another Santa Claus flick, the animated Santa and the Three Bears. God help us all.

I'm willing to believe that Mahon's Santa horrors are worse than Santa Claus Conquers the Martians although that unpleasant piece of junk makes me ill. By contrast, I think that the Mexican Santa Claus is a pretty little thing, rather enchanting.

Make sure to look at Barry Mahon's credits. He was a big name in Florida-made nudies. His first film, Cuban Rebel Girls, was the awful swan-song of the drunken and debauched Erroll Flynn (Mahon's buddy) and co-starred Flynn's underage girlfriend Beverly Aadland; the pair were all over the tabloids prior to Flynn's wasted death.

Don't miss Something Weird Video's double-feature DVD of Mahon's Wonderful Land of Oz/Jack and the Beanstalk, which includes a half-hour edited version of Herschell Gordon Lewis' (non-gore) film The Magic World of Mother Goose plus astounding trailers for imported German and Mexican kiddie-matinee classics from the notorious Childhood Productions. (You won't believe the eye-popping trailer for K. Gordon Murray and Rene Cardona's Mexican Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters.)

Doctor_Mabuse

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I'm a Cinemajunkie !

Hello and thanks for the history lesson, Excelent info. Do you know where I can find a copy of
Cuban Rebel Girls, or any of his other flicks.

They sound great !

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There is a worse movie -- "Santa Claus vs. Zombies (2010)." It actually attempts at having a plot, tired that it is.

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I saw this in a little theatre in Newnan, Ga. when I was 5.
I'll never forget it...but I am trying....:)

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Nick, You posted this two years ago, but Im doing research on Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny for an art History paper and our mutual, real life, friend in DE who showed us both this film was unimpressed with my data gathering because his friend, Nick Prata, already told him all that stuff. My Art History teacher however, whom I showed the film to, hopefully doesn't know you.
-Mb

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I saw this movie, and I thought it was the pinnacle of cinema. The photography was choice, the dialogue succinct, witty, and to the point, with an almost proto-Tarantino feel to it, and the acting was without flaw. The pacing of the film also was quick, and sharp, and left one not on the edge of ones seat, but rather it made one fall out of ones seat, and whenever one would attempt to reclaim ones seat, on would be delivered another knock out moment, and be thrown back down to the ground!!!!!!!!

It should be noted by all of this films myriad fans that both John Milus and Martin Scorsese were involved with the screen play for this film (Milus wrote Santa’s song, and the sequence with the gorilla , I believe Scorses wrote the Thumbalina sequence). Of course, neither of them were credited for their work, just as Milus went unaccredited for the Indianapolis speech in Jaws. But I feel, in those two directors later careers, they never approached the glory of this film.

In conclusion, and without further delay, I say that this is one of my very favorite films. It’s my personal the top ten (it comes right after "The treasure of the Sierra Madre"), and it should be seen by anyone who aspires to be a filmmaker. It should be around number 45 on the IMDB’s top ranking films Those who say this film is crap do not know a bad film from continental drift.

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I agree wholeheartedly.
(I'm glad I'm not the only one!)

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I was told this pic was destroyed in a fire in somebody's clothes hamper. Forgive them for they know not what they does.

Nothing exists more beautifully than nothing.

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What can I say about this movie.... a "friend" had a bootleg DVD and he was passing it around without telling people how bad it was... I set the record, I watched for 13 minutes before fast forwarding to see if it ever got better... it didn't! I have never seen any of the Director's porn movies, but I wonder if they were any better. He did learn a valuable lesson with this movie, "when people in the movie have their clothes on, there must be a plot!" I can't even imagine kids liking this movie, because it is soooo bad.

And by the way, the amusment park in the movie "Pirate's World" i think it was called, closed in the mid 70's, a vitim of Disney World. My Dad just told me today, that our family once visited the park in the mid 60's. I don't remember, that good. Now if i could just forget this movie.

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I'm a Cinemajunkie !

You should go to a web site called Agony in the booth. Then read the review of this film.
It's excelent ! God it's hysterrical and well worth reading.

I was like you, I really enjoyed this film. It was so good it was bad. I was so fascinated I wanted to know more. The writer of Agony in the booth has well researched his info and the colum is hysterical !

Did you know the Director was a pilot in WW 2 and was in a concentration camp ! Then after being released went on to become Errol Flynn's personal pilot.

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2011 here, just checking in.

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2012 here, just checking in.

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