Ellie's cab rant

Favorite part of the movie. Delivered perfectly!


Ellie: "So common! So typical! So similar! You men are so similar in your mediocrity! You're like a pack of Philistines! These matches are disappointing me!!!"

Disco Cabbie: Here you go baby

Ellie: "I can't be baby, but thank you. You see what I did? I said thank you; that's courtesy and courtesy and manners are what women know. Men! You get in the relationship and the woman is so willing to sublimate her needs to guide her man through the important sign posts of life - LOVINGLY...very lovingly - and then you turn your back for 24 hours and you go in to a public restroom and there is he making out with another woman. Do you see what I'm saying? And it's like, who do I have to blame? I have myself to blame because I've dated enough narcissistically neurotic men to know that you are all just a pack of roving babies in search of a giant teat from which to suck the lifeblood out of me until I am a hollow shell."