My Idea for an 'Everything is Indian' Sketch.

(Father and Son are watching television.)

Son: I love Doctor Who.
Father: Well of course you do. He's brave. Handsome. Indian.
Son: Doctor Who?
Father: Of course. Think about it yeah? He's a Doctor. Indian.
Son: He's not really a Doctor. He just says he is.
Father: Ah! You see? Even more Indian.
Son: I don't believe you.
Father: He's got two hearts So does your uncle Ranjit.
Son: No. The Doctor comes from Gallifrey.
Father: Gondwana. Anyway, just look at him. Bad suit, trainers, silly hair.
Son: But he can't be.
Father: He keeps reincarnating. What more proof do you need. And it's not just him. Davros is Indian as well.
Son: How can Davros be Indian?
Father: Just go to Bengal. The beggars there look just like him.
Son: But he created the Daleks.

(Pause.)

Father: Everybody makes mistakes.