Favorite catch-phrases - SportsCenter (1979) Discussion

Dan Patrick: He's listed as day-to-day, but then again, aren't we all.

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Keith Olberman : "A good craftsman doesn't blame his tools."

Keith Olberman : "He pulled his groin, his own we hope."

Keith Olberman : "He hit the ball REAL hard."

Kenny Mayne : "That's his 25th homer, not all in this game cause that would be a record."

Kenny Mayne : "Brian Urlacher has decided to tackle people on behalf of the Chicago Bears. Terms of the contract are not disclosed, but we believe it has something to do with money."

John Anderson : "He gave up cigarettes, but he's still smokin'."

Craig Kilborn : "JUMANJI!"

Dan Patrick : "And now to the third quarter......cause the highlights are better there."

Dan Patrick : "By the final OF....."

Dan Patrick : "Nothin' but the bottom of the cup!"

Rich Eisen : "Those who are tardy, get no fruit cup!"

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[–] jsmartindale 19 years ago

Rich Eisen while showing some tennis player slaming his racket down on the court :"Hasaaannnn....CHOP!!!"

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[–] TheEarman 19 years ago

Stuart Scott: As cool as the other side of the pillow.

Dan Patrick: It's deep and I don't think it's playable. HOMERUN!

Kenny Mayne: Yahtzee!!!!

Dan Patrick: It's just (name) being (name).

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[–] frostyspoon 19 years ago

Stuart Scott: Mike Vick with a little less melanin in his skin.

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[–] Luke007 19 years ago

Stuart Scott "As cool as the other side of the pillow"
Berman: "Daylight come and you want to Delhome"
Berman: "ITS BRETT FAVRE
Bemran: "Curtis my favorite Martin"

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[–] pjyousai 19 years ago

Nothing that Stuart Scott ever says is good. He is the worst announcer to ever walk the planet. I dont know how he keeps his job.

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[–] jamfan40-1 19 years ago

Berman: Marshall Marshall Marshall (Faulk)
Berman: Rudy Rudy Rudy (Rudy Johnson)
Berman: Ty I Fought The Law And The Law Won! (Ty Law)
Berman: day light come and you got to delhollme
Berman: He...Could....Go.....All.....The.....Way......Touchdown!

Berman: I say housh-man-zey-dah
Jackson: and I say housh-man-zad-dah

Say Hello To My Little Friend!

Berman: And it's a FUMBLEEEEE!
Berman Boom! Boom! Boom! (Descrbing A Big Running Back)
Berman: Deh Radierssss
Berman: San Diego Super Chargers
Berman: Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Heeeerrrrssss Carson! (Carson Palmer)
Berman: Back...Back....Back....GONE!
Scott: He Put on The Okie-Doke!

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[–] TheEarman 19 years ago

Kenny Mayne: I AM THE GREATEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND!! BRING ME THE FINEST MEATS AND CHEESES FOR A POST-GAME FEAST!!!!!

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[–] KFran21 18 years ago

Any nickname Chris Berman every gave anybody like, Chris "Day light come and you got to" Delhollme or Joe "Huey Lewis and the" Nieuwendyk.

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[–] AlphaSquad7 18 years ago

Anything that Kenny Mayne says is funny especially ...."not in a game that would be a record."
"this land is mine for as far as the ball shall travel!"
"he hit it over some fencing they had set up in the outfield"
"your puny ballparks are too small to contain my gargantuan blasts. bring me the finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast!"

Anderson-"he's running like there are people chasing him"

Kilborne- "JUMANJI!"

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[–] Jenesis 18 years ago

Agreed. He's like Bryant Gumbel trying to be "street".

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(¯`· ._.» º Jenesis º «._.·´¯)

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[–] Rossco00 18 years ago

Berman: Kent "can i buy a vowel" Hrbek
anything from Kenny Mayne

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[–] FrankGrimes9924 18 years ago

Ray Romano on SNL: Sweet Sassy Molassy!

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[–] sonics_05 18 years ago

333333333COOOOOLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA

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[–] sportzfreek8 18 years ago

Booya!!

Always remember racecar spelled backwards is racecar.

As cool as the other side of the pillow.

He could...go...all...the...way...TOUCHDOWN!!!

Back, back, back, back, back, gone!!!

Taylor from American Idol looks like Jay Leno.

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[–] lyndonblvd192 18 years ago

BARTENDER! 2 Canadian Clubs on ice!

-neil everett is the best anchor right now. HOWS IT?

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[–] alrod327 18 years ago

Hey stuart
Yeah berman
i love you
really dawg i love u too
chris "i wanna see stuart naked" berman wants to see you naked
BOOYAH! and after we wake up we can have sex on the other side of the pillow
i wanna see us go all the way. then back back back into me
this is totally bananas
hey stuart look over at me not stephen a
i am lookin at u berman

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[–] whygohome725 18 years ago

I hate Berman, but whenever he does the Highlights just before Sunday Football and there's a Kick Return or a Punt Return in fast-forward, he does his "He...coulc...go...all...the...way" in "fast-forward" too. I get a kick out of that once in a while.

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[–] writenigel 18 years ago

How's it
Bartender something on ice.
get to the chopper!!!

and if you can't tell neil everett and scott van pelt are my fave anchors.
the show is always funny when their on together.
F#@K you guys who hate stuart scott.
I'm Tony Sinclair. And THAT'S how you tanqueray.

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[–] Karaipora 18 years ago

Berman: "He...could..go..all...the..way...but he doesn't"
Scott: "Homeboy's as cool as the other side of the pillow"
Mayne: "I'm the King of the Diamond!" "Bring me the finest meats and cheeses in all the land" "No soup for you"
Patrick: "The whiff...."

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"Not in one game, that would be a record or something..."
"That's deep and I don't think it's playable"

I can't stand:

Cindy Brunson: "Just a little crush..." Bugs the hell out of me every time she says it!

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[–] bstarter29 18 years ago

I really don't have any favorite ones.

I hate: (Referring to Adam Dunn when he hits a homerun) "That boy's country-strong."

Actually I love one phrase and that's the Spanish homerun call, y'know the: "No no no no no no no no!" I love that one.

I'm not dumb, I just suck at being smart.

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[–] Fenrir_G 18 years ago

He's Rumblin, Bumblin, Stumblin, AND NOW HES FUMBLIN!

If you hate the BIRD CLUB and are 100% proud of it copy this and make it your signature!

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[–] cheedaleec2790 18 years ago

i dont like lisa cohn's "for the love of elevation"

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[–] rtbwin 17 years ago

Eisen: He GOT it.

Patrick: He is, dare I say, en fuego.

Scott: As cool as the other side of the pillow.

Patrick: The whiff.

Mayne: Not all in one game, that would be a record.

"It's not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good."

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[–] Eli80 17 years ago

DP:You cant stop Manute Bol you can only hope to contain him.

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[–] Taynot 17 years ago

I like when theres a home run to centerfield and the anchor, whos name escapes me at the moment, says if its fair its gone...its fair...its gone!

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[–] andycool24 17 years ago

Damn, I miss Olbermann & Patrick! They were the greatest SportsCenter or sportscasting duo of all time.

There's one catch-phrase here that I haven't seen posted yet, it's by Keith Olbermann:

"AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET 'EM!"

LOL I used to crack up whenever I heard it.

They both used another one, like whenever an NFL receiver dropped a pass in the end zone, they'd go:

"GUH!"

Then there's one more, I think they've both said it, but I think it went like:

"You know how old he is? He's 206."

I actually have an older Sportscenter show taped with them both on it, I wish I would have done it more often.

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[–] andycool24 17 years ago

"ONE run will score..."

TWO runs will score!"

lol

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