Favorite Berman name


What's your favorite nickname Chris Berman has given to a player?

Ty Law: Ty he fought the Law and the Law won

"If only there was a magical liquid that made you forget everything."- Charlie Harper

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Von Purple Hayes

or Roberto Remember the Alomar

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Jeff brown paper Bagwell - still cracks me up

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Frank Tanana "daiquiri"

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These are the 2 best. I've been keeping track for 15 years.

Bert "Be home" Blyleven
Chuck "new kids on" Knoblouch

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TJ "Sergeant" Slaughter
Chris Fuamatu "Bad" Ma'afala
Andre "Bad Moon" Rison
Mike "You're in good hands with" Alstott

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Marshall, Marshall, Marshall Faulk

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Curtis "My favorite" Martin!!!

Berman: I say Houshmandz(ay)deh,
Tom Jackson: I say Houshmandz(ah)deh...

Taylor from American Idol looks like Jay Leno.

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Jay Feidler on the roof
Dexter 'Diet' Coakley
David 'Green' Acres

A few good ones

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Pat "3rd degree" Burns

there are all baseball ones here

http://www.op.net/~lmk/baseball/berman.htm


http://funny2.com/berman.htm

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Daylight come and you gotta Delhomme

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Albert "Winnie the" Pujols

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Matt "Don't touch the" Stover

Turn the right corner in Sin City, and you can find anything

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Kyle"I should've been a" Boller

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Berman sucks

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Former Phillies pitcher, Bruce "Two Minutes For" Ruffin.

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Bernman is a tiresome dumbass. I use similar lines with my friends and I have all my life and all I get is "What a doofus" or wierd looks. My guess is mr Berman wasn't very popular growing up.

People should turn it on him and make = stupid names i.e. Chris "hey Beerman" or
Chris "the legend of Harvey Berman (Birdman) on Cartoon Network)

See how dumb it is and can get?????

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"Well dressed" Amani Toomer

Donald "duke and the" Driver

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Woodrow "Hold me closer tiny" Dantzler
Kirby "Union Gap" Pucket
Rick "See Ya Later" Aguilara
Gary "Little Old Lady From" DiScarcina

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MARSHALL MARSHALL MARSHALL FAULK

And..

Isaac "The Reverend" Bruce

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Kevin "Small Mouth" Bass

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Kent "Magic" Merker

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"Temple" Bethel Johnson

We'll do this the old Navy way. First one to die, loses!

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Supercallifragilisticexpiali-BROSIUS

My all time favorite

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Jake "trying to send the Panters" Delhomme for the playoffs.

Mark "Commander" Cody

Smile like you mean it.

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you're gay.

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"George 'Taco' Bell just hit a burrito supreme for the Cubs."

Good memories from the early 1990's.

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Bernard "Innocent Until Proven" Gilkey

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<<Bernard "Innocent Until Proven" Gilkey>>

The irony: he pleaded guilty to assault a few years ago.

How about Tony Gwynn "and bear it"
Tom "Cotton" Candiotti
Scott "Supercalifragilisticexpeali" Brosius
Jim "Get your motor" Bunning

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missed one: Ron Cey "it ain't so"

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Jose "Don't You Wanna Take Me On A Sea" Cruz

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Kurt "what was that" Manwaring

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Joseph "Live and Let" Addai

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some old faves:

Joe "Chicken Caccia" Torre -- sometimes spelled "Chicken Catcher' b/c Torre was a catcher in his playing days.

John "I Am Not A" Kruk -- spoken like Nixon.

Fred "Crime Dog" McGriff - from the "McGruff" commercials in the early 80s.

Eddie "Eat, Drink and Be" Murray

Cookie "Days of Wine and" Rojas

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rich "protect your car with" amarol

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Mike "You're in good hands with" Alstott

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he didnt make it up as a name but i like his whole 'HE COULD EAT ALL THE DOTS!' and Toms like 'wugawugawugawuga' the whole time for pacman jones

when life gives you lemons, throw them at emo people.

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Some of the nicknames are funny. But the jokes get old.

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Todd 'Caribbean' Cruz

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