This is a movie soooo bad....

...That it is my firm belief that all tragedies, including Hurricane Katrina, Columbine, Global Warming, and Carlos Mencia can be directly tied to it's existance.

This movie is so absolutely terrible that after you get done watching it, you shuffle in your seat a bit and wonder what that wet feeling is all around you, and when you look down - you realize that all of the blood has fallen out of your body. All because you watched this movie.

If the creator of this film ever works again, I'm almost CERTAIN that the very fabric of time and space will litterally tear itself in half, implode, EXPLODE, and then implode AGAIN.