Worst german movies
sorry, got to say:
Knockin on Heaven´s door - silly ripoff; just to make a Tarantino lookalike doesn´t make it automatically good. At "BangBoomBang" that fully worked without stealing the "Reservoir Dogs" wardrobe and armory, just by staying in a real milieu. Ridiculous wannabe coolness, pointless story. Except for the brillant Moritz Bleibtreu I´d call it a case for the trashcan.
Das Deutsche Kettensägenmassaker - God, I hate Schlingensief, he´s just a cheap provocateur and only a perfect blinder, deceiving people that he is an artist. And this is just ptrovocation for it´s own sake.
Die Unendliche Geschichte - stupidstupidstupid. And how great was the novel. Just that giant wolf was welldone.
Die Sieben Zwerge-Männer allein im Wald - watching a dwarf squadron walking through the woods singing a song that´s just going´ "Hey dwarfens Ho!" for 4 minutes is a physical offense; on that level the entire film is working. That´s NOT funny! Cosma-Shiva Hagen is adorable, Helge Schneider as Gandalf is the best part of the film (30seconds), Boris Aljunovic (?) is ok. The rest: go away!
continue...