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Favourite Quotes

posted 19 years ago by JK21
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Richard Dangerous: "And now Sir Adrian will whet our appetites with some 'dangerous bicycling!"
Adrian Dangerous:"I have got no brakes!"
Richard Dangerous: "No brakes!"
Adrian Dangerous:"I have got no brakes!"
Richard Dangerous:"No brakes!"
Adrian Dangerous:"I have got no brakes!" *CRASH*
Richard Dangerous: "Are you alright, Sir Adrian?"
Adrian Dangerous: "No."

-The Dangerous Brothers - World of Danger

Adrian Dangerous: "Hey Rich! You'd better watch out walking around with your flies undone, your chicken might fall out for everyone to see!"
Richard Dangerous: "But Sir Adrian, it already ha... You're supposed to say 'Cock'."
Adrian Dangerous: "What?"
Richard Dangerous: "You're supposed to say 'Cock'.... Forget it! Forget It!.... And now Ladies and Gentlemen...."
Adrian Dangerous: "Hey Cock! You'd better watch out walking around with your chicken undone, your flies might fall out for everyone to see!"
Richard Dangerous: "Excuse me a moment."
#@*! BASH !*@#
Adrian Dangerous: "I still don't get it."

-Dangerous Brothers - Exploding Politicians

[–] SilverPlatters 19 years ago

Rik: Torture. Where does it come from? Where does it go to?
Ade: *pops up behind his shoulder* *whispers* TORTURE.
Rik: *punches Ade in the face* Does it really hurt?
Ade: Yes it bloody well does!

Rik: Moving swiftly along!
(both Rik and Ade walks quickly a few paces)
Rik: And moving slooowly along.
(they tiptoe slowly)
Rik: And moving STUPIDLY along!
(they walk a few paces as stupidly as possible)
Rik: AND, moving SEXILY along.
(Rik walks forward, thrusting his pelvis. Ade walks the same as he did for stupidly)
Rik: We find ourselves, as we always do, next to THIS!
Ade: IT'S A BLOODY CANNON!
Rik: IT'S A BLOODY CANNON!

Forgive me if some of these are a word or two off, haven't watched it in a while!

[–] ooersoundsabitrude 19 years ago

switching gears slightly....fave skit is definitely "kinky sex". need i say more??

[–] JK21 19 years ago

...Oh yes, with Rik in that nurses outfit!! OMG!! SEXY!!

[–] jeevesthebutler 18 years ago

Rik: get up
Adrian: no
Rik: up
adrian: NO!
Rik: up or ill fork your doogit!!!

[–] Reilly_4 18 years ago

i got this video off of eBay last night so it's not arrived yet, but one my favourite parts which i have seen is on the bottom mindless violence dvd, i believe it to be from babysitting, rik looks at the camera and says 'bugger off' or something to that extet, and punches the lens of the camera and recoils in pain! just the look on his face and the sound when he actually hits the lens is hilarious!

What's that? You just called me a bastard didn't you!

[–] optionsplus 17 years ago

stephen fry ' You're the dangerous brothers you're banned from TV for Being too sexy and too dangerous!'

Best title for any sketch or show on TV ever 'DANGEROUS CROCODILE SNOGGING!!'

why is MR Jolly lives next door' no where on IMDB??? Stephen 'I just direct THE QUEEN' Frears directed it!!!

[–] 17 years ago

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[–] flyingzebra77 15 years ago

"flying zebras! there they go....?"

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=20553503

[–] lovedawn 15 years ago

Whoo! Another saucy babysitter!

(Ade goes into the kitchen - there is a lot of clanging and crashing noises, then he re-emerges)
Rik: What happened?
Ade: I just farted!

Rik: (patting his pockets) Meths, meths.. (finds empty bottle) No meths. (smashes bottle against head)

(Rik has just shot Ade in the head)
Ade: What did you do THAT for?
Rik: It was just a joke!
Ade: (holds up his hand to quieten Rik, then turns to camera) It was just a joke to us kiddies, but don't try this at home, because it hurts like BUGGERY!

"Egg! He said egg!"