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Favourite quotes

posted 17 years ago by DBloodnok
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Gosh, so many.....

Michael Caine: And in the third Mini will be John Hurt, who'll be pissed rotten on cider and probably swerving all over the road
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John Hurt: I'll do it, I don't care what the part is. I'll do it even if it's a one-eyed homosexual Chinese hairdresser who ends up in the gutter

[and a little later]

Michael Caine: And - action, John
John Hurt: Velly solly, Mr Chisholm, I can give you a blow-dry - or blow something else if the money's right, sugar-pie. But information - no can do. It's more than a one-eyed rice nibbling arse-bandit can cope with......

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Roger Moore: Knocking on my door and running away? Isn't that a little juvenile, Mike?
Michael Caine: Look Rog - just finish your NatWest and come and help me

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David Bowie: Anyone in from Worcester?

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David Bowie: I'm not saying all the money in the world is dirty, but it's hiding with the soap - and it's nowhere to be seen
Jack Flatley: Now it's very brave and very modern but not funny, even with a cymbal crash

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David Bowie: I'm not saying my wife's fat - but she can answer the front door from the kitchen.
John Thaw: Haha, very funny

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Jack Flatley: Oh Mr Chisholm, oh mama mia - no, but seriously. If I don't get this pasta finished then this restaurant will be quieter than the Doncaster Empire.....

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Jimmy Hill: Come on then, I'll take you all on . You want a portion, Rickman?

"Someone has been tampering with Hank's memories."

[–] pure__slush 17 years ago

The first two series were full of classic lines. I must say, I've never laughed as much, or as hard as the first time I saw them on TV. I truly envy anybody who has yet to see them. Probably the only thing that has managed to have me bent double with hysterical laughter, Withnail style. I have made a point of not watching my videos for quite a few years now, hoping that they will be fresh again for me, like the first time My favourite characters were Joe, Al, and John Hurt.

What the f ucks mulch? You’re going on like a f ucking garden gnome. I’m trying to bury a stiff here and you’re giving me all this rosebed shlt you mulch f uck

Hey, condom face, get me two tins of carrots, so I can shoot in the dark

Fish sticks are just the right size to stick up your f ucking ass

OK, it’s f cuking orange juice time!

You tell that elephant John, you know if he sends any more Pringle pricks round here asking for f ucking milk, he’s gonna end up in the elephant graveyard with a seven foot tusk up his f ucking geek.

I’m going to have me a nice bowl of Shreddies

I’m too pissed to hear what you’re saying

Caught you this time, love! Giving the gardener one, are we?

What’s the matter love? Parts drying up? One minute you’re hawwwt, one minute you’re nawwwt!.
Dirk: And then one minute you’re dead.

[–] DBloodnok 17 years ago

Great quotes, slush

"Someone has been tampering with Hank's memories."

[–] seronie 16 years ago

Ha, I remember Nicholson looking for the Shreddies in the cornershop. LOL

"Frankenstein was creator,not the monster.A common misconception held by all truly stupid people"

[–] DBloodnok 16 years ago

Joe Pesci to Michael Caine, once he's bought Mick and Keith's and turned it into a yacht chandlering outlet:

"What you were you f cuking on when you turned the corner shop into a f cuking frigate?"

"Someone has been tampering with Hank's memories."

[–] podwilliams 16 years ago

"Well, you know what they say: a friend in need is a pain in the a r s e."

I just love the whole series - Cornwell and Sessions at their best (and, along with the Comic Strip team's last essential installment, Four Men in a Car, the only really decent thing Peter Richardson's worked on in the last 10 years.)

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.

[–] mnewlands 15 years ago

Jo "what am I a *beep* mole or something" and Jo again to Bowie "what are you a *beep* buddha"
Favourite characters Jo and Keef
Keef "I can start in G man"
many many funny lines just bought Series 1 am about to purchase Series 2

[–] eliminator1 16 years ago

Jack Nicholson: Heya Boys, how ya doin?
Mick: Oh alrite Jack
Jack: I'm looking me a nice pack of Shreddies..
Keith: We ain't got none.

Jack: Jesus Christ! Ive been in here six f uckin times already! You never have any Shreddies.
Keith: We got sugar puffs.. chocolate crispies.. take your pick
Mick: Yea the kids really love those.
Jack: Oh is that right?
Mick: Yea there's a tiny model of the titanic in one with a little miniature Leonardo Di Caprio
Jack: Leonardo DiCap - listen I dont care if they got Clark f uckin Gable on there, huh!?

[–] mrn87 15 years ago

Joe Pesci: Even before i shut your head in the door you got memory loss.

Joe Pesci: Get out of my beautiful home you sick *beep* and watch where you tread.

I loved joe pesci so much especially his scenes with roger moore. Bowie was good too as were mick and keith. Just loved it.

[–] mnewlands 15 years ago

I also found it funny when Dirk was called "Dirt" and "Dork" he he

[–] mrn87 14 years ago

John hurt "Sometimes your hot sometimes your nooot"

[–] Bryn_Boranga 14 years ago

Al Pacino (on being presented with two tins of spaghetti hoops) "Michael, you're my neighbour, I love you - but I wouldn't give that to my f uckin dog. I wouldn't give it to Jimmy Hill."

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[–] alan-kavanagh4 15 years ago

Just came into possession of S1 and S2 on DVD and have been pulling all nighters watching this slice of comedic genius. So many quotes!
Especially love Jack Nicholson's attempt at a Scottish Detective - " I'm a hard faced Scotch detective from Glass Cow"
A great series!!!

[–] DBloodnok 10 years ago

Len McMonotony: I've got to gan burn down Michael Caine's house.
Policeman: I didn't hear that, Len.
Len (louder): I've go to gan burn down Michael Caine's house.

"Someone has been tampering with Hank's memories."

[–] moosemania82 10 years ago

Jack Flatley (Still unable to grasp David Bowies name):
"when you come on and they say here he is, David Beaumont. Come on and stand there for a moment and display the suit, because they want to see it."

Joe:"What the *beep* are you on Al?"

"I think we should all calm down and have a nice cup of tea.. First you gonna warm the pot(Breaks tea pot over Vince's head and starts to kick him) Sorry i don't got no biccies."

"Yeh? well the next time your ballin that fat ass hooker do it over someones else's room."

Mike: "It's Mrs Hugget Rog, i think she might be dead."
Roger: "I'll call through the letterbox i've got a stronger voice."
Mike: "Use the diaphragm Rog."
Roger: "I will(clears throat) Mrs Hugget are you there? answer me."

"Yeah,well..well Dracula called and he's comin' tonight" - Master Shake