Pat McCormick the big Irishman joke writer for Johnny Carson
was a judge.
This rail thin dude came out in a salmon colored three piece polyester suit,
broken horn-rimmed eyeglasses taped together at the bridge, flood pants and white socks.
This is the most dufus looking nerd I've ever seen ever. (& sorry for the hard core description but w/ all due respect it's accurate.)
He makes confident eye-contact w/ the audience then starts lip-synching and dancing to The Emotions' '60s AM radio hit, "You Get the Best of My Love."
I dug the song as a kid (even tho by the time Gong Show was on I was white punk on dope poster boy.)
So this spazz from planet Nerdtron is doing the most uncoordinated two-step
in the history of television - remember how bad Elaine danced in that episode of Seinfeld? Well compared to this guy she was a freakin' world-class ballerina.
I mean watching this clod was actually painful I'm not kidding - painfully
funny.
So camera cuts back & forth between him and McCormick who's got the gong club
in his hands standing by the big round clanger.
McCormick finally gongs the $%^& out of this guy and he actually looks offended
like he couldn't believe he gotten the hook, noisily.
Laughter finally subsides Chuckie baby asks McCormick how he could do such
a heartless thing?
McCormick waits a beat for comedic timing purposes and then says, "He has to get back to his other job ... the Archbishop of Cincinnati."
I fell off the couch.
Sure the popsicle twins are runaway winners in most memorable act ever,
but I still recall this one VIVIDLY. OMFG that was funny.
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