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Worst lines ever

posted 16 years ago by kevfent
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Eric Mabius has the worst one liners ever. An example:

"Where did you come from?"
"The Big Bang? Primordial Ooze? A benevolent creature watching over the universe? However, recent events have led me find the benevolent creature to be highly unlikely."

Eric Mabius tries to sound cool, but he just comes off as a total wannabe. Add your own one liners that sucked.

"Now What?"
-Treat Williams, "Deep Rising"

PS: "Now What?" is not a one liner that sucked but my signature. I love that line as well as the entire film "Deep Rising".

[–] james_oblivion 16 years ago

"You're up!"

Eric Mabius pulling a goofy face and gasping out that line was just terrible. I don't need to see a "playful" lead in films like this. Though what bothered me more than any of the lines was his constant SMIRKING.

[–] Necrotard 16 years ago

I... liked it? I found the "You're up!" bit hilarious... I can't remember the others though...

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[–] Grayfox176 16 years ago

I actually liked both of those lines... I just didn't the delivery of the first one. uh... here's one that was kinda weird to me:

"You're the guy who killed Dutton!"
"Oh, Officer... I'd like you to think of me as the guy who killed you."

"The Crow" is the best "Comic book/graphic novel" movie. It's true.

[–] koffeenkreame41-1 9 years ago

LOL, I liked those lines haha 

"I'm the ultimate badass,you do NOT wanna f-ck wit me!"Hudson,Aliens😬

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