If you've never seen this movie...

If you've never seen this movie, you MUST. You must find it. You must watch it. This flick could very well be the worst movie ever made. And, why would want to go through life not being able to say that you've seen the worst movie ever made?

The production values in this film are incredible. When it comes to acting, writing, directing, cinematography, all that jazz, think of the cheapest, most low-budget, shot-on-video porn movie made in the 1980's, remove the sex scenes, and you've got this movie.

In fact, I'd bet good money that this film was made by low-budget porn producers that got tired of filming porn. I can almost hear the talk at a studio meeting: "Hey, y'now what? We've got the Beta cameras. We've got people who we can cast. We've got access to sound and editing equipment. The only difference between making porn and a mainstream movie is explicit sex, right? We should make a regular movie. Y'know? Just for a change. I bet we could make some money with it. I'm sure we could make some money with it."

Yeah, check it out, man. You wont believe it until you see it.