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Best parts/quotes

posted 11 years ago by xMartyMcFlyx
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"Dude." "Dude!" "Dude!!" "Dude!" "....Dude." "I guess you have a point there."

"You mean like Horse?" "NO IT'S NOT LIKE HORSE! PSHHH! DUH!"

When they're at the funeral and the guy tells everyone to leave the room so he can talk to Cooper privately but no one leaves.

Cooper watching the roadkill show. "Aw!- Awww!"

"Did I just fart?"

When they're in the hospital and they think the kid is dead so they are trying to shock him back to life....
"Coop, do you know what you're doing?"
"What's it look like?"
"An execution?"
(Scottish accent) "Dammit man, I'm tryin' to save an innocent life!"
"I'm givin' her all I've got captain!"
"I love ya, always have."

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"Roads? Where we're going we don't need... roads."

[–] Doc110894 11 years ago

The whole opening and Unsolved Mysteries scenes are my favorite things in the movie.

[–] tbx5959 11 years ago

from the point where Squeak says 'domicile' until the dog jumps through the window - it's like a couple minutes of constant laughs. Lots of other parts, but that one in particular, I'll watch a couple times whenever I watch the movie.

[–] jones82176 10 years ago

The song on the radio ...."but you can't let it get you down no you got to fight-eh"

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[–] bruiser1090 10 years ago

"That's so f###ing weak. How am I suppose to get a chick in there."

"Don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick with a twenty dollar bill hanging out of your zipper."

"Yeah, I could."

"Dude, you're a little b##ch."

"I'm not a little b##ch. I don't even know why I hang out with you guys."

"Because your a piece of s###."

"I am not a piece of a s###."

"Yeah, but you're a little b##ch."

"Sure are."

"God damn it. If you rip on me 13 to 14 more times, I'm out of here.

[–] Eric266 10 years ago

My favorite line(s) that I still quote to this day...

Remer: "Wake up, bitch. You're my new best friend."

[–] kejbinder 8 years ago

"Are we going to the zoo?"

[–] ConsumeConformSubmitObey 10 years ago

The part with Kenny Mayne and Dan Patrick explaining the playoffs.

"... A two man sack race will be held in consecutive Sundays until a champion is crowned."

[–] Xstraighthatex 9 years ago

Meeting people at Brittanys party.
"You two graduated?"
"Of course we graduated, cock, beer?"

[–] tyson6633 8 years ago

"I hear your sister's going out with Squeak!"

*misses shot*

Squeak: "I'm not going out with his sister."

Coop: "Yeah, I know."

Remer: "We have to say totally f^cked up sh!t to make him miss."

Squeak: " Ohhhhh.....HEY WAIT A MINUTE, WHY IS ME GOING OUT WITH HIS SISTER TOTALLY F^CKED UP!?"

Hahaha xD Love that part.
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