Beside this movie could anyone give me the titles of movies like Samurai Cop that are so bad that they're funny. In other words movies that have you rolling when in reality they are supposed to be serious. Preferably filmes in the action genre. Any info would be greatly appreciated.
shareTroll 2
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2
Undead
Lady Terminator
The Bed that Eats
Microwave Massacre
Return of the Living Dead 2 or 3 I don't remember which one
Dead Alive
All I can think of right now
Thanks for the heads up. I looked up a few of those movies and I wasn't disappointed. The Lady Terminator movie was the best of the bunch. Just hysterical how bad it was. The horror flicks not as funny. Thanks again and any other movies preferably in the action genre would be appreciated.
shareYou might wanna try "Blind Fury" (blind Vietnam vet, trained as a swordfighter, comes to America and helps to rescue the son of a fellow soldier) and "Dead Heat" (Two cops are brought back to life to chase down supernatural criminals). Great fun and cheese all over them!
shareHercules in New York
Arnold Schwarzeneggers debut film. probably the most hilariously bad movies i've ever seen. Very difficult to rate. On one hand the most horrible movies I've ever seen yet on the same time it is the funniest movie I've ever seen. Seems like what would have happened if the script of Clash of the Titans, Zoolander and The Terminator we're thrown in a blender and send back in time to a retarded seventies porn director and given a budget of $ 10.000.-.
Boa VS Python
Horribly bad movie about a 40 feet long Boa with camera's implanted in his head fighting a 50 feet python... Read this review:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/boa-vs-python.php
Ninja Terminator
Horrible no budget ninja flick with Richard Harrison (most famous for passing for the role of the man with no name in fistful of dollars) Just look it up on youtube...
Mean Guns
Very strange gangster movie about a gangster boss (Ice-T)who has a list of about 100 people who have screwed up at one point or another. Rather than outright killing them, he decides to have a little fun by putting all of them together in a high security prison, unarmed, and dumping bucketfulls of guns, ammo, and baseball bats on them and letting them kill each other. The final three who survive are given a prize of 10 million dollars. Because of some reason the director thought that mambo music would be a fitting score... Also stars Christopher Lambert as a drug addicted Charles Bronson Paul Kersey type vigilante anti hero.
The Barbarians
How can Conan the Barbarian be improved? Easy by having two Conans instead of one! Bizarre trashy Conan rip off movie. Directed by the notorious Ruggero Deodato of Cannibal Holocaust infamy by the way.
Jaka Sembung
Probably the only kung fu flick about the East India Company...
For your hight only
Crazy spy movie starring a two feet tall James Bond
The Dragon Lives Again
Bizarre Bruceploitation flick in which Bruce Lee teams up with Popeye and Caine (from Kung Fu) in order to stop The Godfather, Clint Eastwoods, Dracula (who can walk in broad daylight by the way) James Bond and the Exorcist from taking over hell...
Moving Target
Don "The Dragon" Wilson (World champion kickboxing who unfortunately can't act his way out of a carton box) fights the IRA, CIA and the mafia for a sixpack of beer which contains nuclear bombs.
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For your hight onlyWeng Weng! This movie was awesomely bad!
Crazy spy movie starring a two feet tall James Bond
Shark Attack 3: Megaladon
Death Wish 3
No Retreat, No Surrender
"Come to Homer's B.B.B.Q. The extra B is for B.Y.O.B.B."
Bronx Warriors 2
Deadly Prey
Raiders of Atlantis
After the Fall of New York
Blastfighter
Whitefire(1984) i can't recommend this one enough!
War without end
Fireback
Ninja Silent Assassin
Movie in Action
Mankillers (1987)
Easy!
Ninja Tiger 1,2,3 (Ninja Tiger 1 is just hilarious)
Ninja Terminator (steamed crab? - you wont get this till you see the film..)
Ninja Dragon
Ninja Protector
Ninja Dragon
Ninja Squad
(any Ninja films 'directed' (and I use the term loosely) by Godfrey Ho)
Nine Deaths of the Ninja (amazingly hilarious - imagine Sho Kusugi trying to be an asian James Bond, a guy who rips off Dr Strangelove and just makes me spit laughing every time hes on screen, a villain who bursts kids balloons for a laugh, lesbians, absolute nonsense plot....you name it, its in this film!)
Even Revenge of the Ninja - which is pretty good for a Ninja film (and actually has a budget kind of) has its very funny moments.
Im buying Samurai Cop blind on reviews on IMDB - I dont think im going to be disappointed! I want to get Enter the Ninja too because when I was a kid I thought it was amazing... ;)
Anything directed by Godfrey Ho or Al Adamson.
shareA couple of my favorites:
Gymkata
Any Deathstalker Movie
Where do I begin? Okay, here:
Nightforce (1989)- Linda Blair's college gal pal is kidnapped by Latino guerrilas for ransom. So Linda and her friends go down to the jungle to save the poor girl. Could have been fun, if only the script didn't have more clinkers than the Ralphie's furnace in "Christmas Story".
Moon in Scorpio (1987)- John Phillip Law is a Vietnam vet who has these flashbacks that find him wrestling with skeletons in a motel pool (That's what I said!). You have to see it to believe it. Law, like Blair, appeared in some real stinkers. This one is a cut above (below?) the rest.
Endless Love (1981)- Brooke Shields' boyfriend gets banned from her house, so he burns it down. Awful melodrama. At one point, her father sees the boy walking down the street and- no, I'm not telling. You'll just have to see it for yourself.
Let this be a start on your road to rancid-picture discovery.