Funny line


i like when this is said
amy: i dont were pajmamas i sleep nude
gilbert crashes

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I love the line
"So what did the yellow truck say?"
"I don't know I can't read"

and later on he says
"Don't ask em for Ice cream cuz he won't give it to ya"

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amy: "i'm not wearin' a bra, i'm wearin a bulletproof vest."
gilbert: "you're wearin a bra?!"

I have the same birthday as Johanna E. Braddy (Princess Yue on Avatar.)

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Hmm...that stuff was pretty risque considering the age of their audience...but then again so was alot of 90s programming.
I wonder if Disney would put in any lines like those in any of their shows or movies today.

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They were making some good celabicy jokes right after the part where she says she sleeps in the nude.

"It says here the high priest was celabit, what does that mean?
It means no chicks.
Oh, I could never handle that.
You'll get used to it."

then

"Wow i think he knows her, Maybe he wasn't so celabit.

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Leonard: This isn't a blanket it's a rag! And I carry it around with me so I can wipe up stuff!

Classic

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I like the scene with Bruce.

Bruce: "Mummies? What do you want to know about mummies for?"

Marshall: "We're doing a report for school."

Bruce: "And they say the public school system sucks."


I also like when they're in Bruce's car and he says something like, "She's not really a vampire or anything, right?"

And then Amy turns her head real slow and gives Bruce an evil smile. Then Bruce screams, "Marshall!!!"

Classic!

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Yeah. I was surprised by some of the lines, but I thought Gilbert and Amy would get together since he seemed to have a crush on her with the shock about the bra and crashing after she says she sleeps in the nude. Marshall didn't really seem to care so I wonder why they suddenly went with both of them liking each other at the end.

Poorly Lived and Poorly Died, Poorly Buried and No One Cried

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"We're breaking into a dead man's house... And on a SCHOOL NIGHT!"

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"We're breaking into a dead man's house... And on a school night!"

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Gilbert: I guess I don't like horror movies...I like nice happy movies like uh The Sound of Music.
Marshall: (looks at him weird) You've got to be kidding.
Gilbert: No I mean come on it's a great movie. It's got singing, dancing, Nazis...well the Nazis don't sing and dance which would be really cool but it's still a great movie.
Marshall: Unbelievable.

hahaha cracks me up every time hahaha

"I can't let you in cause you're old as fück. For this club, you know, not for the earth."

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"Harold?"

"He looks like my uncle Harold."

"If I was your aunt, I'd open a vein!"


That's the most shocking one, imo. XD


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