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Favorite quotes from MST3K version...

posted 19 years ago by rudeboy8080
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Note: This is a reference to the strung together, U.S.A. version shown on MST3K.
Captain Joe(Jo Shishido, of 'Branded to Kill' fame): I wanted to devote the rest of my life to my wife and kid. My wife just died in MY ARMS!
Crow: You were way over by the window(he was).

Ken's comrade: Ken, little boys with guns grow up to be big enemies. You'd better kill him while he's still young.
Little kid:You wanna play?
Kid's mother: Ken, where are you?
Crow:Is everyone named Ken?

Lord Halcon: [Your brother] was killed by Ken!
[Japanese lady with the blonde wig]: Ken did it!
Joel: Those bastards!

[Japanese babe with blonde wig]: Ken?
A mirage of Ken appears in the desert.
Crow: Did someone say Ken?

[–] vincent_valentine_77 19 years ago

Joel: It's an intriguing mixture of genocide and modern dance!

[–] armyofdorkness 19 years ago

Rocky or somebody: "Captain, it's for you." (hands Captain Joe a phone)
Captain Joe: (picks up the phone) "hello?"
Joel: "what ABOUT my cheeks?? Why I oughta..."

"This is the worst kind of discrimination! The kind against me!"

[–] hongkongkavalier 19 years ago

Joe:Cigar?
Ken:Why yes, it is.

[–] 19 years ago

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[–] jm1395 18 years ago

let us not forget:" He tried to kill him with a forklift!"

[–] 18 years ago

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[–] rudeboy8080 18 years ago

[Bounda Raider ships fly through skyscraper]
Tom: Just park it anywhere, boys!

Crow: Why do they need so many writers?
Tom Servo: They need one guy for the noun, one guy for the adjective, one guy for the adverb...

Crow(impersonating a talky, sci-fi nerd): Oh, man, cool, this is just like episode
38 of 'Star Trek', the first season, except it doesn't have the same kind of cooling thing...
Tom:...they had the doctor, and the three doctors together...
Crow: ...a Klingon...this is just like that first episode of 'Battlestar
Galactica' where Jane Seymour got shot in the back...

Lord Halcon: Bounda Raiders...ATTACK!
Tom: We've started already, sir!

[G-forces push on the faces of the 'Bacchus III' crew]
Tom: SOMEBODY HANG UP THE PHONE!

Ken's comrade: Ken, why?
Tom: I LOVE YOU, KEN!

The mother of "Ken": Don't shoot!
Ken: DOOOONNNN'T SHOOT!
Joel, Tom Servo, and Crow: DON'T SHOOT!

[–] rudeboy8080 17 years ago

Joel: Wiggly poo, do the wiggly poo...
Crow: UUUGGGHHH! I've been killed by an action figure!
Crow: BANANA PEEL!

Soldier: Run to the shelter! Run!
[Soldier gets shot by a laser bolt]
Tom: I'll catch up!

[Chorus over soundtrack]
Joel: In the land of Dairy Queen, we treat you right!

Captain Joe: HAHAHAHA...you're stuck here!
Tom: Mood swings!

[–] gloomanddoom 15 years ago

"I'd rather share a needle with Keith Richards."

"Ken One, save Ken Two!"

Rocky
"He's a flying squirrel."

[–] Xarathos 15 years ago

"Ken you go with ken!"