HOLY *beep* *beep* THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

I've seen a lot of naked people in my time, more often than not doing naughty things to each other involving friction with their mouths, and this sucks harder than anything combined with anything else. If you see this movie, buy it if it's under a quid, but any more than that, be satisfied you kept your money.

I've also seen about 7 million films in my life, this ranks in the bottom 5, easily (others including Lord of the Rings, and Hitchhiker's Guide, which lost to this because this has boobs, at least.)

Don't watch it. Now I've off to rate this a 2, if only for the nakedness in it :-p Don't make the mistake I did and buy the DVD of this *beep* because it's got Jim Carrey palstered all over it.

Kung fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene...