The 3 racist jokes


I did not get any of them. How can you circumsize a redneck by kicking his sister in the chin??? And what do Jews have to do with ashtrays???

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Well...I guess rednecks are kind of famous for being inbreds. So I guess that poor redneck was probably getting a little "present" from his sister and therefore kicking her in the chin would hurt him quite a bit and result in circumcision? Or maybe I just have a very twisted mind for understanding the joke that way lol
I don't remember the jew joke but it might be linked to the fact that they were gassed and incinerated by the nazis during war...

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Ah, I see. Wow, the Jew joke is bad...

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Those have got to be the three oldest racist jokes in the world. It was if Clark went just went to a random Middle School and wrote down the first three things he heard in his screenplay.

Pete Wentz, you're such a failure. You couldn't even succeed at taking your own life.

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no -- still not funny. just idiotic!

What the *beep* is a Chinese Downhill?!?

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I would have beaten that "teacher" to a bloody pulp.

said the shotgun to the head
-Saul Williams

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That beggars belief. How long ago was this?!

Ironically, this isn't even ironic at all.

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that's teacher's kinda disgusting

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1. Larry Clark didn't write the script, Steven Chin did.

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2. The Jew joke was in the book, which the movie is based off of.

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I wouldn't put that past him.

said the shotgun to the head
-Saul Williams

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the redneck joke implies that the redneck would insert his penis into his sisters mouth. so when you kick her in the chin she would bite off the foreskin.



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how do you not get that joke? you gotta be an idiot to not get that joke.

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Thats what ya get when you make your poor sister give you a blow job!!! silly rednecks:)

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Which characters say these jokes? Please fill me in.

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Tragic.

Really awful and tragic.


The only thing worse than someone telling a dumb joke is someone who is dumber and doesn't GET A DUMB JOKE.

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a mixture of mel and the leader of the guys who rob them in the hotel

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I would also like to bring to light that "redneck" is not a race...

*"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer*

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no they are not a race , just a group of inbread idiot's!!!!! :)

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The Flintstones joke sucked, and the way he told the Jew joke sucked, but the redneck joke rocks. I love that one.

"Make me wanna holler, the way they do my life."
-Marvin Gaye

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would anybody mind telling me the 3 jokes

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If the Flinstones was only black people, what would you call the show?

The *beep*



How do you circusize a redneck?

Kick his sister in the jaw.




How you you get 20 Jews in a car?

Put them all in the ash tray.



Life's a bitch and then you die...deal with it!

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the 2 jokes the guy said were just plain crap...but the joke mel said about the rednecks was just plain funny...took me a while to get at first...

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