Brotherhood of the Film. (yes that's you fellow whitegrovians.)
Hello Brotherhood of A Kid in Aladdin's Palace, you know who you are. I have decided to compile a list of foolish mistakes in the film. While the film is quite sacred, it still deserves to be insulted in any way possible. All non-brotherhood members should ignore this thread and leave us to our strange ways. Thank You.
I start by pointing out the simple problem of Calvin being Gay. Why make a movie, a kid's movie no less, with a gay teenager in the leading role. Evidence pointing to his homosexuality:
1. He looks gay.
2. He sounds gay.
3. He acts gay.
4. He smells gay.
5. He brushes his teeth at an oasis...... instead of freaking drinking water!!; a definite sign of gayness.
6. He works at a restaraunt with a D- student dude named Elliott who somehow owns a convertable though his father works at a pizza parlor. Calvin is somehow inferior to this neanderthal, and needs to travel back in time in order to stand up to him.
7. After wondering through the desert for some amount of time, the two things he craves most are Haagendaas Ice Cream and a Burger King Whopper. What is more gay than having strange cravings when you should be wanting water.
Please add your mistakes as soon as possible.
(Anyone who has no idea who I am or what I'm talking about should not respond, because you will be ignored.)
I forgot my mantra.
-Jeff Goldblume in Annie Hall