Are you a MANIAC?
If so, who would you like to be??
I would give you mine later!
I would like to be the Samurai neon maniac. I would go to shopping malls at the height of the Christmas season and hack up a whole bunch of jolly holiday shoppers with my supersharp mighty big sword. Of course, I would make a point (pun intended) of beheading the resident Santas in every mall as well. And, since we are talking about Christmas, I would kill as many women and children as possible with my various daggers and Chinese stars.
"Warren Oates died for our sins"
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