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Favorite line.......


My favorite line from the movie is when the doorman of the gay bar says "This is a gay club and I need to see some gay I.D."

Dont regret anything in your life,because,at one point you truly wanted it.

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I like: "Look Pecker, I just killed a worm!"

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I like "I hate contemporary photography!"

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I love you more than Kodak!

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agreed

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For me, it's "No teabagging!"

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"Honey, don't say 'pubic' in front of Little Chrissy."

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"My Liza Minelli Cds are GONE!!!"
Classic!!!

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I love both of the quotes that Crashebahole posted, but my favorite is:
"If I can't steal, I don't wanna be famous".



"You think you're hot sh!t, but you're really just cold diarrhea."


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"MORE SUGARR!!!!"

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"no balls on foreheads!"

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks

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when they are robbed and Little Chrissy cries, "The kitchen!!" and runs toward the camera it was the only part I laughed out loud at. But that's cause it was really late and I was sick.



"Have you ever danced with a refrigerator?"

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I can't believe nobody put..."full of grace" or "sugar"!?! Those were my two favorite lines.

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Mine are "Hi, Maaarrry!" and "Oh My God, they stole my Liza Minelli albums" Both Marth Plimpton at her fag-hag funniest!

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Pubic Hair causes crime.

Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?

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I agree with Indie_Queen however I love "Full of Grace" and Martha's "No teabagging the customers" as well as "Hey Mary"

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Pubic hair causes crime is my favorite...lol.

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"They've got Lesbians I hear, showin' full Bush!"

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I have two:

"You're so sexy, young lady, and you don't even know it!"

"You can't dye your clothes in here! Laundrymats have rules you know!"

I am sure I can think of some more!

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"Sometimes there are things more important than pit beef."

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"it's the pubic hair of a lesbian stripper!"

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"This guy just took a dump and didn't buy anything"

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"Can I take your picture, Mr. Nellbox?"
"Knock yourself out, buttplug!"

"Ride it! Ride it like a butch bottom!"

Guzzles to Patty Hearst: "Nice tits, ma'am!"

There ain't no Hebrew God, Ozzy's God!

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Little Chrissy: "Pecker, Please bring me a soda!!"
I laughed so hard at this because the director had delicately built up the audiences understanding that she liked all things sugary. This was the only line she had in this particular scene near the beginning, which makes it even funnier because it shows that she was not listening to the conversations that mum, dad and pecker were having, just waiting to arrange her next sugar fix. Comedy genius i'd say.
I just watched this for the 1st time now, and it was a bit of a breath of fresh air. I prefer this to little miss sunshine, defo.


Like, Shazam..

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