Schoolgirl Hitchhikers (originally released as Jeunes filles impudiques)

A Jean Rollin flick that actually isn't about lesbian vampires. It's about lesbian schoolgirls. Kudos to Rollin for plunging out of his comfort zone.

Monica and Jackie camp near an abandoned mansion. However, it's being used as a hideout by a gang of jewel thieves - led by the ruthless Beatrice. The gang's stolen necklace goes missing, and they suspect first the two girls, and then each other of having taken it.

Characters;

Monica and Jackie ~ two hot schoolgirls (clearly in their 20s)
Fred ~ gang member, complete with '70s pornstar' moustache
Beatrice ~ hot gang leader
Guy who's never named ~ Beatrice's personal henchman
Harry ~ police detective
Girl who's never named ~ Harry's hot secretary (more about her later)

Just a few stupid things;

At the start the two girls have sex, proclaiming their devotion only to each other. Then Fred arrives... The sheer manliness of his moustache clearly 'turns' the girls - because they both have sex with him (?)

Jackie is tortured, Monica escapes, and finding a police station speaks to detective Harry - and his secretary. The secretary... We know she's his secretary. He calls her his secretary. She even obligingly produces pad and pencil and takes notes as Monica tells her story. So, why when Harry accompanies Monica back to the mansion does she tag along? Why, when they encounter the gang, does she produce a gun and start shooting?? And why is she dressed as a freaking cheerleader???

During the shootout (nearly a minute, and no-one gets hit!) henchman-without-a-name decides to indulge in prolonged scratching of the side of his head - with the barrel of his loaded revolver! I was just waiting for the bang 😊

Beatrice orders Fred to torture Monica, which he does - by having sex with her! Causing her to wistfully utter the line, "I wish all torture was like this"! 😂

This film is so bad there's only one thing I can in all conscience do... Recommend it! 👍