This is a fun game:
Teddy: Madge my feelings for you have grown and I want to marry you
Madge: I find teddy extremely unattractive
Ivy: James for gods sake lets get it on
poppy: Ivy I want you to have all my clothes
Cissy: screw the poor!
James: Alf I've robbed a bank and want to half it with u
Mabel: I'm giving up drink for lent
Lol, good suggestions there. Great idea!
Teddy (a la Mr Wickham) - "I can't bear to be idle!"
Madge - "Cissy... all this time... I've been obsessed about the wrong Meldrum..."
Ivy - "No, Mr Twelvetrees!"
Stokes - "My conscience is bothering me..."
Poppy - "I want to do something meaningful with my life."
Sir Ralph - "Off out, Agatha? Enjoy yourself, my girl, I won't wait up."
Constable Wilson - "I've never liked cherry cake."
Mabel: "I remember having pork last week"
James: "Ivy, you're such a hot girl..."
Poppy: "No Jerry, tonight i don't feel in the mood of going out"
Mrs. Lipton: "I'm tired of cooking for bloody mr.teddy"
Lady Agatha - "I'm devoted to Ralph."
James - "Let cowards flinch and tratiors sneer, we'll keep the red flag flying here."
Lord Meldrum to Agatha - "This can't go on."
Cissy "I love this dress!"
Ivy: Poppy you cat stop flirting with Mr Twelvetrees
Mabel: I saved you some cold porridge and fish heads Mrs Lipton.
Mrs Lipton: You're roast dinner's waiting for you in the oven Mabel.
James: Alf you're like a brother to me.
Alf: My Lord, are you aware that I continually drink your wine?
Poppy: Ivy I have to confess, I'm threatened by you.
Lord Meldrum: Good work Mabel heres a pound.
Henry: (ie him not commenting- it would never happen lol)
Constable Wilson: I bought some food today.
Lady Lavender: Ivy come here.
Lady Agatha - I got a divorce.
james: come on, Ivy. come sit on my knee and let me feed you grapes.
Ivy: I got it! since mr teddy seems to like the shiny faces and carbolic soap, hows about I doll myself up and reek of expensive perfume???
James to poppy: put it away, girl! I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole! god knows where you've been and what is swimming round in you! you disgust me. Ivy will never do what you do to me, i'll marry her!
constable: god I'm stuffed!
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