They make covering up murder look easy.

All the time they were at the hardware store not a single hotel employee entered their room? And at no time the people running the hotel weren't wondering about the whereabouts of their security guard? Michael kills Adam with his vehicle and police don't do any kind of major investigation they just accept the story given to them by the witnesses? Boyd kills Michael and Lois and well, you get the point. This has to be the most nonchalant town when it comes to serious crimes. And the cops on the police force must be real stress free!