favorite quote


Madeline: That boy's a BAD hat.
Miss Clavel: I don't think you should judge people too quickly.


Madeline: Oh no, Fred.
Aggie: Who's Fred?
Madeline:(pointing to the plate) *That's* Fred.
Vicky: The chicken?
Lolo: Chickens don't have names
Madeline: How do you know?

(On being invited to Pepito's birthday party)
Chantelle: But we can't go. Some message said BEWARE.
Girl: It's a trap! We'll never make it out alive.
Vicky: Of course, we're going. We never get invited anywhere.
Madeline: Vicky's right!

Madeline" If we get caught, we're dead meat!
Chantelle: But...we're vegetarians.

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Policeman: Is it possible the two ran away together on a romantic adventure?
All: No.
policeman: Yes, well, maybe if the boy were French......

(•¿•)

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Madeline: The spanish embassitors a midget?

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Beatrice: But Fred's dead! Look! (picks up and twirls around a chicken drumstick)

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Actually, it's more like, "Fred's already is dead! Look!" It's ungrama, which is what I call improper grammar. It's kinda cute, and not embarrasing, what Beatrice said.

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Leopold the Tutor: I'm teaching him Latin, I'm teaching him biology, algebration, calculometry, physiconomy, and astrology.
Mr. Spanish Ambassador: But he doesn't even know how to read!

Madeline: Morning, Lord Cucuface!
Lord Covington: What did you call me?
Madeline: lord covington.

Miss Clavel: You're giving me a grey hair!
Madeline: May I see?

nobody move i dropped me brain!-A.W.E

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i love that...

"I'm teaching him biology, algebration, calculometry, physiconomy, and astrology."
"But he can barely read"

LOL I forgot about that.


God, people like you shouldn't reproduce. << sig.

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Aggie: What's Lord Cucubutt doing here? (At least, that's what I thought she said)

Madeline: *shows her scar* Look!
All: *gasp*
Vicki: It's not THAT big!
Madeline: Are you kidding? It's huge!

One of the girls (can't remember her name): I'm super hungry!
One of the other girls (can't remember her name either): You're super everything!
Madeline: It's best to be super everything, than super nothing!

(while the other girls were looking at Pepito from the window)

Madeline: Pay no attention. He's a bad hat
Girl: I like his hat

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Aggie: He's sort of handsome
Vicki: Forget it Aggie, you don't stand a chance!
Madeline: Nobody wants a chance Vicki, except for you *mockingly* He's got charisma...you're all googly-eyed!!
Vicki: I am not googly-eyed!

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Madeline:Is there going to be a clown at the party?
Pepito:The only clown here is you.

Madeline:If were caught were dead meat.
Chantal:But were vegetarians!

Miss Clavel:And then?
Chantal:We eat!
All:Shhh!

Aggie:Miss Clavel? *Holds up a mouse* Look!

Aggie:Miss Clavel can I stay home tomorrow I'm feeling sick.
Miss Clavel:No Agg

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return

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Pepito: (to Madeline) I promise I won't leave without you *aw*
Miss Clavel: (to the Spanish ambassador) Mr. Ambassador, have you seen my smallest one, my Madeline?
Spanish Ambassador: Pepito's missing too!

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I gotta go with "The Spanish ambassador's a midget?" I lose it every time I hear that, and as another poster said, Hatty delivered the line perfectly.

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I always loved it when whats her face said "He's got Charisma!"

Latest Movie Seen For the first time:21 <3

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That was Vicki :)

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This is the one i would always say. Nobody remembers this?

Aggie: Madeline's burning up Miss Clevele!
Chantal: Should we call the fire department?
Miss Clevele: No Chantal, "burning up" is a metaphor.
Victoria: Like " Chantal is think as a plank!"
Miss Clevele: Victoria!
Other girl: That's a simile.

hahahaha all that while madeline is like dying.

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Haha I remember that one :) Pretty funny :P

Gee gee gee gee baby baby baby

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chantel: i think im a vegetablearian too

aggie: its a boobie basket

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I say vegetablearian sometimes and no one knows where it's from.

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I'm just expressing my opinion.

You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas.

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Chantelle: (paraphrased) Who cares what he's like? He's got a motorcycle!
Other girl: It's a vespa.

Aggie: Whoever smelt it dealt it! (The delivery is hilarious XD)

Madeline: The Spanish ambassador's a midget?!

Vikki: This one's got charisma ;)

Chantelle: But we can't go! The message said "Beware!"
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Ms. Clavel: It's just a boy, girls.



Haven't seen this movie in so long. I never realized how many witty one-liners they have. Wish I could've seen the whole movie the other day when I had the chance.

My last one isn't a quote, but a scene. It's when the girls are sneaking down to the kitchen, and Ms. Clavel and the cook are playing cards. Ms. Clavel hides cards up her sleeve!

Why did I write? Because I found life unsatisfactory.
*~Tennessee Williams~*

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Helene: In the French Resistance, we knew how to deal with a man like Cucuface. *Pretends to slit throat*
Miss Clavel: Helene, don't even joke about such things
Helene: Who's joking?

I didn't really get this till we studied European history in school, then I laughed like crazy when Helene said that

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Pepito: [Showing the girls his guillotine] It's quick, silent, and deadly.
Aggie: Like Helene's special cheese.

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