Things We've Learned from 'Life'
1. A judge in 1932 can automatically sentence you to life in prison without having to go to trial.
2. If you touch Eddie's cornbread, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.
3. When playing a game of poker, NEVER gamble away your daddy's sterling silver watch.
4. Ray was 90 years old, and knew how drugs go into prison.
5. Talking bad about the sheriff's wife WILL get you shot!
6. Poker face didn't kill the real Santa Claus, just one of those Salvation Arm guys.
7. 'I da pappy!'
8. Ray sucks at drawing maps.
9. Soft is spelled s-o-f-capital T!!!!!