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Some tiny BUG is gonna devour my ass???


I dunno what kind of p!ss-cranked redneck town this sh!t takes place in, but I've been challenged by a knot of termites and I didn't stand around like an idiot and let them crawl onto me and get a bite of my protein-enriched tasty white ass.

What kind of pussy needs a goddamn flamethrower to protect himself against an army of maggot rapists?

Flamethrowers, guns, helicopters, rock climbing, explosives, evacuation, escape via truck... ARE YOU F#CKING SERIOUS? They are just BUGS. Are they that goddamn powerful? Doesn't matter if they hunt in gigapacks, if Doctor Conrad wasn't too busy huffin' gas he'd realize that one can simply run the whole motherf#ckin' army over with t3h fury of da b00tz!! If you hop quickly, I doubt the ants would have the time to climb onto your boot, ESPECIALLY if you're in a f#ckin' CAR!! I say crush the bastards, wipe the whole street clean of the disease. At least that's what I'd do. Move outta town cuz of cockroaches? You gotta be kiddin' me.

This film is bullsh!t.

~Lance

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LOLOLOL EXACTLLY! Some people juust stood there like retardes waiting for the ants to crawl up their pants.

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You tell 'em Xavier Penguin!!!

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