I do know what happens when you go to school, first you do go into a place what looks like a hosdibul but with no beds and it does smell of oranges and wee, then when you are not looking your mum does run away
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he is God.
Genius, that little girl charachter!
Sweet baby Jesus, lying in the manger with the donkey and the ass and the cattle and the pony and the three kings come with the presents. For the baby. in the swaddley, in the swaddley, in the swaddley, and he got a Sindy dolly, with a twisty tummy, and another present like my friend got.
It's true!!
I've been in the group for years and I know, he always listens.share
...your mum does run away, and all the littul children do cry, and the teachers do say "don't be such silly babies, you silly babies"
And if you be clever, you do sums, but if you be stoopid, you do sandpit
and if you hit the littul children, by accident...
I do know how buildings do get there.
A man with comes along with a beard, and a camera and a tescelope an he does look up in the sky an he sez: "never east shredded wheat, now build a house."
Then the men wiv no shirts come along they come out side your house and they dig up the road wiv big spades wiv engines on them and they live in a van. When they find a skelliton, its 5 o' clock then it's time for their tea.
They go in the van and they do show their bare bottoms and if a lady came along and they wanted to see her bottom, then they do whistle a special code, but when she turns round they remember they didn't know her after all and she might say: "I fink you stink." and then they laugh and get married.
Some of these men they are called artichokes, these are the ones that must build the churches cos Jesus told them to and he sez: "here's the church, here's the steeple, look inside and there won't be any blooming people less you hurry up an build it."
When a building is hundred years old, it's too small for the people to go in, cos in the olden days people were only as big as tiny monkeys and they used to wear clothes and drink tea and the houses were made out of old lady's hair and dog muck. That is called wottle and dottle, and they were two cavemen that drank milk out of the wolf's bosom and that turned out to be Queen Victoria.
So anyway, you must knock over these big buildings with a big plug what is in your barf except it is bigger it's as big as an enormous conker and a huge giant comes along and he's called um David and he does swing the conker round his head and he does bash the building down. Or it can fall over by magic.
But if you didn't live in a proper house then you might be a poor person and you might have a dirty face an long hair and live in a box an you might have to wee in a cup, an find 5p from a dustbin, and smoke a cigarette from a puddle and that is what happens if there aint enough houses stupid.
It is it's true.
And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best.
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