I dont get it


I've seen this movie recently and a few things got me thinking:

1) What in the HELL did these 2 guys do to get such a harsh punishment?

2) Did the leader die in the end? All they show is him holding his leg and then falling, which was apparently broken after the cracking it took when the cripple jumped on it. Totally awesome IMO.

3) Did the cripples' Kung Fu master die? They didnt even show him fight the evil master.

4) How did the (bad) Kung Fu leader get that scar on his face?

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1. the first guy had that hairy mole. The badguys didnt like that. The second guy "knew too much"
2. he didn't die, but time did stop as he fell. They figured if time stopped they might as well end to movie.
3. the kung fu master was out rolling around in the basket, it was his getaway car
4. the kung fu leader had a hairy mole, and he decided to cut it off before his "cut off arms of people with hairy moles policy" took effect.


Actually, this rediculous film has so many plot holes it became well, very rediculous.
but in all seriousness,
The second guy's reason for the acid bath really was because he knew too much. that was in the movie.

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1. The first guy did something wrong...all we need to know is he disobeyed and angered his master..which isn't too hard to do because the guy 2 refused to drink with the master at first and that pi$$ed him off.

2. We can also assume the evil master died, the movie ended because the two guys finally got their revenge.

3. We can assume the old master died, because the evil master threatened to kill him, the two guys freaked out, and we never see old master again.

4. Probably from battle.

This movie doesn't need to make sense to be awesome.

"WAKE UP! IT'S RHYMETYME!!!!!"

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