the most boring, repetitive, lame show on earth

I used to be forced to watch this while waiting for either Jerry Springer or the Steve wilkos show to be on, and this is just so boring garbage. How this can be compared to Springer and Wilkos I don't know.
The paternity tests are so lame, why would I (or anyone else for that matter) care whether someone I don't know is the father or not? The segments are very short that you don't get a chance to really meet the people or care about what happens to them.
At least on the Jerry Springer show you get to see people pound on each other, you get to see the hot security guys, you get to hear Jerry's final thought.
And at least on the Steve Wilkes show you get to see Steve whail on his guests.
All Maury does is sit on his bony old behind. The only reason why this crap was never cancelled is because Maury is a f^_cking jew. Rumour has it when Maury retires Steve Wilkos will only do paternity tests because it's easier than yelling at people, GOD NO.