What Maury SHOULD say to his "guests" (filthy animals)...

I know the $$$$ is probably good, but how can a respected former serious journalist like Connie Chung be proud in any way, shape, or form of a spouse that makes that $$$$ in the manner that Maury does.

There are more evil and/or criminal ways to make money, of course, but what he does is pretty damn shameful.

He is nothing but a purveyor of degrading and stupid human (debatable) behavior.

He could actually TEACH some of his guest by saying....

1. Why don't you use birth control???

2. Not only why have you slept with 19 different men in the last 9 months (which is disgusting enough), why have you let all 19 blow a load up you? Ever heard of a condom??

3. The word is "ask", not "axe" unless you did a Lizzy Borden on someone.

4. I'm right here....why are you yelling???

5. WHY (clap) DO (clap) YOU (clap) BANG (clap) YOUR (clap) HANDS (clap) TO (clap) GETH (clap) ER (clap) WHEN (clap) YOU (clap) YELL (clap)??

6. C'mon now audience......why are you booing Jamaal BEFORE I read the results....maybe he's not the father...haven't you seen my show???

7. Shebazz, how much child support are you paying for your 18 kids?? Maybe we'll have to contact the authorities.

8. My name is not Murray, it's Maury.

9. All babies don't look like their parents.


Based on the number of "return" guests/scumbags and the massive number of offspring they are creating in their litters, probably the most important question Maury could ever ask would be.....

10. Ever heard of "anal"???

Please let me know how you think Maury's wife feels and provide more questions Maury could ask his guests/animals??