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Funniest episode - what's your pick?

posted 18 years ago by alpine06
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I saw the most hilarious episode yesterday morning... it was the one with the 37-year-old guy who has a collection of 300 stuffed animals, and his very fat girlfriend who can't stand that he talks to them. She feels that they're taking away attention that should be hers I guess...? haha Anyway, so she starts throwing around one of the stuffed animals, a stuffed bear named "Cici," yelling "I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM!!" And then the audience goes "Cici on the pole! Cici on the pole!" So the guy starts rubbing Cici against the pole LOL.

And at the end, some audience member asks the guy, "So you say that your collection grew to 300 during the course of your relationship....did she grow to 300 too?" LOL

Anyone else find this episode highly amusing, rather than grotesque like the mother-marrying-son type episodes? Which episode did you find the funniest?

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[–] New_Attitude 18 years ago

lol then she rubbed the stuffed animal on her ass--lol that WAS hilarious!

[–] g_r_e_g_j_b 18 years ago

Oh man...there was that one episode where they had this jailbird on it, and most of the time he was either yelling at the audience or fighting on stage, but what made it so funny is when he PULLED OUT HIS TEETH and started making faces!!!! hahahaha

Oh oh, and another one a few years ago where this guy is sitting their calmly, and I forget which he had on underneath, but he suddenly rips off his clothes and he either had on women's underwear or a bunch of ductaped fish! hahaha

Then ya just gotta love all of the episodes which have incredibly funny looking people. They had this one guy who looked like a frog and was cheating on his wife, and when his wife came out(she looked pretty bad too), Jerry was like "so...you're the wife, right?" hahaha

oh man...I love this show!

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[–] commodore_lane 18 years ago

I stayed home from school and watched that one! That had the the one with the couple who'd been together for three weeks and then the guy turned out to be a girl, too! The best part about that was when s/he came on I said, "Wait, is that a guy or a girl?"

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[–] DarthAlgar 18 years ago

I liked the one where a girlfriend tells her boyfriend that she is cheating on him. Then they bring out the other man, and it is The Iron Sheik from the WWF.

He even had on his curled boots and the handlebar moustache. One of those absolute WTF moments.

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[–] stitch_groover 18 years ago

Was that the same one where some guy was turned on by wearing food, and when he took off his shirt he had, like, fish taped all over his body?

Won't somebody please think of the children?!?

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[–] Karie-lou 18 years ago

One of the best WTF moments I saw was a few years back when they had an attractive woman on to tell her boyfriend she was cheating on him. As it turned out, she was cheating on him with a circus midget. As if that wasn't enough, she in turn, was cheating on the midget with another circus midget whom he worked with. Now that's class.

[–] newskillz 18 years ago

I love the one with the mole people who live under ground. Its not even supposed to be funny but it is.

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[–] newskillz 18 years ago

Most of the funny parts were when Jerry went underground and was talking to the black dude that was living there for like 10 years. After Jerry commented on his nasty toothbrush the guy spritzed him in the face with the brush to show that he uses it and it was still wet. Then Jerry just couldnt grasp how the guy could live down there cause he seemed like an intelligent man. Hey Jerry, hes a flippin nutcase. Just the way the bum was trying to come off all sophisticated was hilarious. Hes like I enjoy many fine wines and beer.

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[–] v-shape-mind 18 years ago

The Shock Rock episode with GWAR

[–] Bloom6000 17 years ago

The only episode I enjoyed from that show "It's a pimp world", it has this really hot tempered pimp who is taking shots at EVERYBODY in the audience.

[–] angel122998 18 years ago

My 5 personal picks for funniest episode were as follows:

5. "She is a whore! H-O-R-E!" and then Jerry reminds her that there's a "W" in it...

4. (This is funny in a kind of strange, sad way...) The episode with the woman who says she loves to be naked (they even marketed an unedited video of the show), only to fall flat and get all Oprah when her family tries to talk sense into her.

3. The one with the two gay black men in wigs who are sleeping together and also one has gotten a woman pregnant.

4. Brittany, the black tranny who has gotten her girlfriend pregnant.

1. Any of the holiday foot fight ones!

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[–] daneapril 18 years ago

My favourite was "My Day as a Dog" where this man thought he was a dog and he hired a dominatrix to hit him with a newspaper. And she caught him drinking out of the toilet. It was so funny

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[–] CatLover4 18 years ago

There was one where the girl had no legs (not funny), but her lover's ex-wife or girlfriend was giving her a hard time about not having limbs, and a man in the first row pulled off his prosthetic leg and handed it to her. I almost fell off the chair.

"oooooh....someone needs a RAID enema to kill that bug up their ass!"

[–] angel122998 18 years ago

I saw that one...it was pitiful!
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[–] CatLover4 18 years ago

How about the one where the guy hires a fat cupid to win back his girlfriend and cupid steals her away. Of course, they get into it on stage, and the spurned boyfriend starts ripping the guys wings off. That shot of cupid's broken wing motor flapping away on stage is hysterical...lmao!

"oooooh....someone needs a RAID enema to kill that bug up their ass!"

[–] angel122998 18 years ago

Wish I'd seen that...I still love the "H-O-R-E" episode.

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[–] dkronnagel 17 years ago

mine was when the guy cheated on his gf w. her sister n they come out n fight n he says "yall are both crazy cos im sleepin withcur momma!"

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[–] Weston_Esterhazy 18 years ago

I just saw an epsisode yesterday that had almost everything you could want. First we meet the woman, a short redhead who's not that bad looking. Turns out she's a stripper, no suprise there. Well, she's also deaf and is stripping to suppot her deadbeat husband and their child. Ok, ok, getting a little better, but this isn't that monumental for Jerry. The punchline is, the stripper's husband is leaving his wife so he can marry his half sister. So, we have on stage the stripper, the strippers interpreter, the husband who's banging his half sister, the half sister, the redneck daddy (who oddly enough is against the incestuous marriage) and a reverend who was brought in to marry the couple. The only thing this episode was missing was midgets (which are starting to wear out their welcome, I mean Jesus they're everywhere) and/or some sort of transvestite angle. Highly entertaining ep.

Talking? During Horsehead bookends?

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[–] dpshaffe 17 years ago

The funniest episode was the first Harold the Transsexual episode. I think 'Video Confessions'. He liked to wear his dead mother's clothes and his sweet old cousin was unhapy.

[–] BentSpoon 17 years ago

It's not really the funniest episode, but the most memorable episode for me was the Christmas 1998 episode- "A Very Klan Christmas."
The part that stands out the most was a big black guy in the audience. Very heavy and bald. Reminds you of Uncle Phil on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Well during the audience comment segment he stands next to Jerry and roars in the mic at the Grand Wizard, "Hey Klowny Claus, Kunta Claus has something to say to you!". He runs down the steps and charges the stage, and it takes 3 or 4 security guys to push him back and stop him before he gets to the Klansmen. Big overweight guy that he is, he expended all his energy on the charge to the stage, so he's on his knees and 2 security guys -one under each arm- drag him back to his seat. His tongue is out of his mouth, he's panting and people in the audience next to the aisle are slapping five with him as he's dragged by. The dude looked like a floundered ox.

[–] ViennaLovesVince 17 years ago

The funniest episode was the first Harold the Transsexual episode. I think 'Video Confessions'. He liked to wear his dead mother's clothes and his sweet old cousin was unhapy.

LOL Yeah, I just saw that one other day and I could not stop laughing. That guy was ridiculous. He was even foaming at the mouth...whoa, what a psycho! This was definitely one of my favorite episodes. I can't wait to watch it again.

[–] BonnieBluebell 17 years ago

I like the show when Steve is the host. He is more involved than Jerry and he pulls no punches with any guest. I also like it when Richard makes all those crazy sounds and the guests get mad.

[–] tamimarie228 17 years ago

"Threesomes with grandma" Where the grandma was sleeping with her daughter and her granddaughters boyfriend.
"I live in a box"
"Sex fetishes" The part where that guy was making love to ice sculptures.

[–] GBPackrGop 17 years ago

This one was from a few years ago, but I still distinctly remember it. A redneck hillbilly comes on the show and declares that he is mad because his wife won't let him sleep with his cousin. Even the thought of sleeping with our cousins would not ever cross our minds for most of us. And he's mad that his wife objects to him doing this? What does the guy expect?

Anyway he defiantly announced that he has every intention to continue to sleep with his cousin, in spite of his wife's opposition. We learn that she had given him an ultimatum: either he stops sleeping with his cousin (I seriously can't believe I just wrote that), or she will get rid of the homemade whiskey and moonshine he had made over the years in the distillery in thebackyard of their trailer home (I can't believe I just wrote that too! Lol!)

The viewer then is shown "Springer-Cam" video footage of the wife sinking the blade ofan ax into wooden barrels. "No more whiskey!", she yells, as she slices through the barrels and streams of booze leak out across the floor. When he sees the video of her destroying his booze, he was all the more enraged.

I don't remember if they resolved the problem here, as I don't recall exactly how it ended. No doubt there were numerous fights between the wife and the cousin!

Forget about the wife's opposition to the guy's sleeping with his cousin--if someone did that to my booze, I'd be mad too!

[–] ShadowsouL 17 years ago

Maybe this doesn't qualify as funniest, but rather as kinkiest:

When a hot, young female audience member asked that one of the female "guests" spank her booty three times. The guest obliged and went above and beyond.

Giggity.

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[–] colorchanginlizard21 17 years ago

Oh yea the crossdresser who used a saw to cut off both his legs now he is in a wheelchair and wearing a dress....too funny