The Reason this movie is a Masterpierce (A Secret)

Why few people like this movie and consider it as a masterpierce.. or piece? The reason is here:
A dog has a tail. Tail rhymes with tale which means a story. The story is another name for tale. Therefore the tail resides in the story.
The wall is damaged. But compare to the damage done to your head, its nothing. Bang Bang You're Dead. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Nothing means absolute zero, you got zero? In chemistry absolute zero lies at -273 Kelvin. Who was Kelvin? at least Kelvin didn't make movies. Movies in Europe are better known as films. A thin film of vanishing cream is on the tail. This is the story of a vanishing cream. The cream color is a color. Look, there is a cream's spot on my collar. Ready your head....

Why this movie is bad?
No one likes it (with the exception of psychic ward residents.