Why Remake the TV Show If...
...you're going to butcher the entire basis of the original show? I watched the original TV show as a kid and I did not always fully grasp the plots, but loved the action and gadgets. The chemistry between Robert Conrad and Ross Martin was undeniable.
Flash forward to this dreck. The casting of Will Smith started a serious downhill journey. I like Smith, I just detested him in this role. A black secret service agent in the Deep South just after the Civil War? Seriously? No one saw the absurdity of that? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? The way the character speaks to people, they would have shot him dead.
Kevin Kline (another actor I like) totally got Gordon wrong. He played him as an absent minded professor instead of a calculating genius. I know the idea was to capitalize on the name of the show as well as getting Smith into any movie while he was a hot commodity, no matter how stupid the premise. Still, this movie was a misfire on all fronts. A huge mechanical spider? Are you kidding me? Even in Men in Black, this stupid plot device would have seemed out of place, but the 1870s West? *beep*
The less said about Kenneth Branagh (yet another Hollywood talent I love) the better. His Dr. Loveless was a joke and needed to be in another movie. I also hated how they made all the villains and Southerners seem like stupid caricatures. In the original show, the villains and antagonists were not played for gags. These updated antagonists look like leftovers from the old Batman TV show. I fully expected to see big cartoonish "POW" and "WHAMMO" flash on the screen. Now that I think about it, this seemed like a remake of the old Batman series than the Wild Wild West series.
Had they just made an anachronistic western and not claimed it to be a remake of the TV show, it might have done better. As it is, its a horror and Smith has deservedly blasted it. He could have been freaking Neo for pete's sake.
My memory foam pillow says it can't remember my face. I can tell its lying.