One of my favorite movie insults EVER!!!!!

I absolutely loved it when an enraged James Woods tells the corrupt priest who allied himself with the head vampire "You are a pile of dog $hit Cardinal". That was my favorite insult and I very much appreciate that he did NOT call the Cardinal the generic insult of "A$$hole".

I make an effort NOT to call people A$$holes that I hate. Sometimes that word comes out of my mouth anyway because I am so used to it being in our culture as a generic insult. My reason for trying to avoid using that word as an insult is strange. I have a fetish for the anuses of beautiful women. Beautiful women's anuses are beautiful to me. Note that any anus that does NOT belong to an especially beautiful lady is just as gross to me as it would be to any "normal" person, but a beautiful lady has different rules in my head applying to her.

Now my fear is that because to me anuses are sometimes beautiful I run the risk of accidentally COMPLIMENTING someone I despise. Someone I was talking to about World War 2 once called Adolph Hitler an A$$hole and that really bothered me because complimenting Adolph Hitler would be a TERRIBLE thing to do. Same goes for other evil dictators or serial killers throughout history.

And to boot if I accidentally compliment someone with that word coming from me it is a HUGE compliment because nothing is more beautiful to me than beautiful women's anuses. So I try to be careful not to risk accidentally complimenting someone I hate.

Even though I have a specific affinity for anuses the other parts of the female anatomy that are often used as derogitory insults I also try to avoid using. Not for the more common reason of "respect for women" but rather to avoid the risk of accidentally complimenting someone I hate.

Well I can think of no instance where 'PILE OF DOG $HIT" could be a compliment, a pile of dog poo is ALWAYS disgusting, it is the safest insult ever. My only concern is that it could serve a useful function as fertilizer and being that that priest was not even as good for the world as some fertilizer it might have been nicer than he deserved but I am still ok with it.