100 Things I learned from 'Senseless'

I always see these posts for movies, and didn't see one for this, so here goes!! lets get some good ones!!!

100. Always question a new chiming sound on your "pincushion" roommate!
99. It's not hidden valley, he WAS just happy to see her!
98. you should be able to sell your "bush" hair, and the hair from other regions.
97. Carrying water is technically an aerobic activity!
96. if you are prone to losing your house key, get a piercing where it is always attached to you!
95. Apparently constipation and rectal burning are just not acceptable side effects of an experimental drug!
94. an experimental drug must look cool to add to its allure
93. How much does he get paid?????
92. for 3000$ you can inject him with the ebola virus!!
91. If Daryl is so poor, how can he afford a ton of Tommy Hilfiger clothes and calvin klein boxers, that at the time, were expensive!
90. if you don't drink he'd be willing to have a yoohoo or something.
89. the medicine obviously glows so you remember to take it!!
88. British people have nasty teeth and they smell like HOT GARBAGE!!
87. Someone wasn't zestfully clean that morning!! ooops... it was him!
86. The rich girl needs to put her damn diamond away, cuz he knows she has money!
85. they were SERIOUS when they meant rectal burning and rectal itching.
84. He's got a snag!!
83. never listen in on coworkers conversations! they are probably talking about their insane sex lives.
82. its like your wife's bra size... if you love it, you'll remember it!