1. Don't marry someone if you have doubts about it or aren't ready for such commitment.
2. Plant-lamp shop sounds better than lamp-plant shop.
3. Repeat that you will get into the Roxbury a couple of times when you have trouble entering this club and you will get in eventually.
4. Neither a driver's license nor an ID is required when you are being detained by the police regarding speeding.
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10. Sit at Mr Zadir's table and sexy hot gold-digging whores will come onto you and offer you sex.
11. A work van filled with plants is not the ideal vehicle to offer to give a lift to 2 hotties.
It is a physical impossibility to touch a guys ass when you are in the other side of the room.
share15. Eight dollars and twenty-five cents is not enough money to bribe the door-man at a popular night club
share16. If you change who you're going to marry mid-wedding, you will have to pay the priest twice
share17. Plastic flowers are awesome
18. Hitting the gym is awesome
19. Energy bars are awesome
20. Colorful clothes are awesome
21. Being brothers is awesome
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22. College is a drunken orgy with occasional foot notes.
23. The pool house does not have HBO.
24.You have to put in your number THEN the pound sign.
25. What is love is a great tune.
26. Dan Hedaya reprise his role from Clueless
27. Green drinks look delicious.
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28. Joanie loves Chachi. However, it is debatable whether Chachi gives a flying *beep* about Joanie.
29. If you buy cannisters of whipped cream for whippits at a party, you'll be out until 2 AM looking for more.
30. Twizzlers still taste good after you put one up your brothers nose.
31. All men are nervous and anxious before there wedding, and kind of hope she eats a can botulism, or maybe she could hang out with a deer and a hunter and accidentally shoots her. or you know, when she's sleeping she makes that nose whistles sound and you shake her to make her be quiet, but what you really like to do is take her stupid little red toothbrush and ram it up her nostril into her skull
32. Receiving a ticket from a female police officer regarding speeding will get you a date with her at the Municipal State Court.
33. Harassing a woman in a nightclub means a score.
34. The Sprinkler is an awesome dance.
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35. The "-you're brothers?-No!?Yessss!!!!!"-prank works every time
share36. You cannot get your kid confirmed in this city for less than $150.
37. You should wait to hit on the bridesmaids until after your wedding ceremony.
38. Steve and Doug had a long talk about their triceps.
39. The groom-to-be should make a toast if all the men are making toasts.
40. Upsetting Emily makes her less horny.
41. Richard Grieco is NOT meeting Johnny Depp at the Roxbury later.
42. There is no bell or buzzer before you get married.
43. The best man's duty is walk down the aisle, stand by the groom, settle any inner-wedding skirmishes, and step in like a spotter.
44. Yeh-men is the correct pronunciation, not Yay-men.
45. You don't even remember to ask a woman in an elevator "What's up" when you're in a committed relationship.
46. Steve was too busy throwing his life away for EM-UH-LEE while Doug was out living it up.
47. Richard Grieco just doesn't want to be sued.
EMILIO!!!
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