Major League Series TEST

1. I ~ Who was the first man recruited for the Indians?
a) Lou Brown
b) Rick Vaughn
c) Willie Mays Hayes
d) Jake Taylor

2. II ~ Who announced they signed Jack Parkman?
a) Fan
b) Lou Brown
c) Rachel Phelps
d) Roger Dorn

3. III ~ T/F: Only two guys from I and II were in III.

4. I ~ FIB: (Cerrano arrives at spring training)
Lou Brown: Who is that?
Charlie Donovan: Must be Cerrano. Defected from Cuba, wanted religious freedom.
Lou Brown: What's his religion?
Charlie Donovan: ________.
(Hint: One Word)

5. II ~ Who came out of the LONG stretch limo?
a) Roger Dorn
b) Rick Vaughn
c) Willie Mays Hayes
d) Rube Baker

6. III ~ How much did Carlos Liston make on The Twins’ team?
a) $18 dollars, over 3 seasons
b) $18 hundred thousand over 3 seasons
c) $18 thousand over 3 seasons
d) $18 million over 3 seasons

7. I ~ T/F: Obvious stunt runner for Dorn had long hair as he rounds first base during the playoff game.

8. II ~ FIB:
Jake Taylor: Rube, you look at ________ all the time, don't you?
Rube Baker: I don't just look at it. I read the articles.
Jake Taylor: Sure you do.
(Hint: Adult Magazine ~ One Word)

9. III ~ What was Tanaka doing before going back to baseball?
a) Teaching
b) Putt-Putt owner
c) Golfing
d) Author

10. I ~ In reality Charlie Sheen could throw what speed of a ball?
a) 85
b) 15
c) 75
d) 5

11. II ~ T/F: The actress who played Rick Vaughn’s girlfriend slash agent was also the same girl who played a Nazi scientist in Indiana Jones III.

12. III ~ FIB: (After hitting Carlos Liston with a little chin music)
Hog Ellis: Hold it right there! This here is a hundred mile hour fast ball. One of the best pitches known to man today. If it were to hit you, it would've knocked your head clean off. I can always miss, but I've been playing pretty good today, so you gotta ask yourself one question.
Carlos Liston: Do I feel lucky?
Hog Ellis: Well, do you Carlos?
(Hint: Four words)

13. I ~ They filmed this in what city?
a) Houston
b) Milwaukee
c) Chicago
d) Oakland

14. II ~ After Rachel bought back the team who was the new general manager?
a) Jake Taylor
b) Rick Vaughn
c) Rube Baker
d) Roger Dorn

15. III ~ T/F: Pedro Cerrano is from Cuba but speaks Mexican Spanish.

16. I ~ FIB: Rachel Phelps: Good morning, gentlemen, and welcome to another season of Indians baseball.
(Hint: Two Words)

17. II ~ How much did Roger Dorn pay Rachel Phelps for buying The Indians?
a) 130
b) 140
c) 150
d) 120
(I assume it’s in the millions although they never say)

18. III ~ What was Billy “Downtown” Anderson’s number?
a) 00
b) 01
c) 8
d) 13

19. I ~ T/F: Jake Taylor had bad eyesight.

20. II ~ FIB: Lou Brown: It's not your job to make excuses. That's all you guys do good! It's either a *leg* thing or a *spiritual* thing, or a *psychological* thing, or a *heart attack*!
--- : Who used heart attack?
Lou Brown: Me.
Who was Lou talking to in the clubhouse?
(Hint: First and Last Name)

21. III ~ After the “power outage” at Twins’ home turf what song were Tanaka and Cerrano singing at the bar?
a) I’m Alive by Neil Diamond
b) Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks
c) Master of Puppets by Metallica
d) Oye Como Va by Carlos Santana

22. I ~ After waking up to find himself outside with the others already running Willie Mays Hayes said…
Willie Mays Hayes: [expletive word]! I've been cut already?
(runs in his pajamas along with the two players already being timed)
Pepper Leach: Who the hell is that?
(Hayes overtakes the other 2 players despite their head start. Leach shows his time on the stopwatch to Lou Brown )
Lou Brown: Get him a ---.
(I do my best not to use foul language in the quizzes and tests I post)
a) Ticket Home
b) Uniform
c) Pair of Shoes
d) Bed

23. II ~ T/F: Wesley Snipes wasn't able to reprise his role of Willie Mays Hayes, and was replaced with Omar Epps. Omar Epps later played Dr. Dennis Gant in ER and Dr. Eric Foreman on House M.D.

24. III ~ FIB:
Gus Cantrell: Pops, I got something for you.
(hands Pops a package on the team bus)
Frank 'Pops' Morgan: (opens package) This is a ________________'s glove.
(Hint: Two Words ~ Position on Team)

25. I ~ Who won the game for The Indians?
a) Rick Vaughn
b) Pedro Cerrano
c) Jake Taylor
d) Roger Dorn


BONUS QUESTIONS
Worth 20 Poits
Well you know who won the game in I but what about II and III ?



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