What were Gandolf and Bilbo smoking?


Bilbo said "the finest weed". Lol...I mean, what else was he referring to?

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he was a wizard so probably something pretty hardcore was in that pipe. my guess is mostly crack cocaine, probably with some meth, heroin, and dmt sprinkled alongside with a weee bit of kind budz

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You might as well add some peyote into the mix. lol

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Sounds like a Jeffrey.

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Indeed. All they needed was one of those furry wall carpets to embrace the full experience. Lol

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In the book it's always referred to as "pipeweed" or "leaf", and is usually assumed to be tobacco.

But that's never confirmed, so feel free to draw your own conclusions.

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Oh...I will. Thanks for clarifying that though. My best guess is...they were smokin some homegrown wizard fire. lol

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The movies imply that pipeweed is at least a mild intoxicant. I don't recall anything of that in the books.

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He was, and could only be, referring to tobacco, which was also called “sotweed” in the early days of the American colonies, whence it came. Tobacco is a leaf. All the opioids to which the posters on this topic so sadly and ignorantly gravitate, are derived from the Poppy, which is a flower. The Poppy is not a leaf. There is at least one place in The Lord of the Rings where Bilbo refers to what they smoke as being “the finest leaf in the Shire.” I’m sure you are, to a boy, crestfallen that their pipes did not contain something that you think is more BADASS than an opioid. Did you know that tobacco is every bit as physically addictive as any opioid? Now you do.

By the way, there’s nothing LOL about physical addiction. Nothing at all.

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But this is Middle Earth. There is no "could only be."

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From what I can discern, they're referring to a particular strain of tobacco leaf grown in the Shire.

Tolkien was a pipe smoker, so I think his characters are tobacco smokers, too.

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Maybe Tolkien smoked weed.

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He may have, but his characters smoked sotweed, tobacco. That is manifest to anyone who has actually read The Lord of the Rings. JRRT wrote the book (yes, that’s right! singular! oh, you didn’t know that? what else is new?) for his grandchildren. It is not a celebration of intoxicants. It is, however a work of genius. As such, it is wasted on the majority of those who post on the internet.

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Calm down there. I'm perfectly aware of him being an author. And even though marijuana may not have any association with that particular scene...it's still a funny concept to entertain. I mean, after all, Bilbo did say "the finest weed". Regardless, it doesn't make me like the Lord of the Rings films any less.

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When the story was written, "weed" wasn't a slang for pot.

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The movies imply it's weed. Saruman tells Gandalf, "Your love of the hanflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind."

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