I wept, when I saw a man with no feet

hilarious!












Take your pinche color-coordinated sponsored chingada and take a flying fck

It was a funny line, but note what he says right afterward:

"Now my one special friend is listening. I think I have your attention now."

Every person watching that would have done two double-takes. One, "Holy s***, did he just say that?" Two, "Wow, he's talking directly to ME!"

I thought that was pretty brilliant.

A human being has no penis.

The temporary male BODY that a human being might be using or living in can have a penis.

So in a way, you could say that men don't really have penises. It's a loaner in any case, it's not really part of them any more than a car stereo is part of them.