1. Despite the fact that you're an aging, decrepit, and retired Hollywood film director, you can still get attractive young men to strip for you.
"When a good movie is successful, it is because of a misunderstanding."
--Godard
2. Ian McKellen does know how to smoke a cigar well.
share3. Alone bad, friend good!
shareTod Browning wouldn't have made half as interesting a subject for a film.
share4. Beware of Old men carrying big rubber masks.
Macklin Crew
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Manly? Yes! But I like it too.
Macklin Crew
6. Always trim the crust from your cucumber sandwiches.
share7. When an old guy asks to draw your head, beware! It's not your head he's interested in.
share8. When an old guy dies, put him back in the pool.
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When a gardener talks to a waitress, the only thing he's worried about is if he's going to get her laid.
Guess what? I got a fever. And the only prescription... is more cowbell!
9. If your an old man talking to a homophobic young man, mentioning lots of ass and hard, hard pricks will probably scare him off.
share7a. When an old guy asks to draw your head, beware! He means your dick head.
"No, guys, wait, I'm not missing anymore. I don't miss Mister Mazzy." - Pontypool
17. It is absolutely impossible for a biopic to come within
six parsecs of anything like the truth, even when the subject
of said biopic led an almost incredibly interesting life.
Gloria Stuart, who was directed by Whale in two of his best known films and knew him socially as well, thought the portrayal was very truthful. What's would you like to have seen included, and/or what truth are you referring to?
J.
18. only bar maids understand that Bride of Frankenstein is supposed to be funny
19. a divorcee barmaid understands that she's wasting her time on you when she sees you pick up a girl right in front of her
20. clay boone doesn't have a girlfriend because he has to kiss some ass to get a piece of it
21. Clay boone is NOT James Whales' monster
22. There was a time where James Whales' place was full of pricks, big hard arrogant pricks
23. If you take off your shirt, James Whales' will tell you all about it!
#27 David was suppose to be in New York.
#28 There may be no Atheists in the fox holes, but there are occasionally lovers.
#29 Always sing aloud before introducing yourself to the gardener.
I'm H.E Pennypacker. A wealthy Industrialist, Philanthropist and Bicyclist.