The funniest part to me was when he was high in the bed and his lawyer

I enjoyed Benicio attempting to disembark the carousel bar and both of them trying to walk after inhaling ether

My favourite was the bit where Johnny Depp was going to throw the radio into the bathtub but instead JUST when the song got to the best bit, he pelted the lawyer in the face with a grapefruit and ran like hell.

That just about gave me an asthma attack and I don't even have asthma.

His first utterance of words in that trippy sequence is "Beautiful fvcking tits!"

My fav part was when the lawyer said about the girl he only talked a few words in the elevator; 'She fall in love with me man!'

"FINISH THE F--CKING STORY MAN! WHAT ABOUT THE GLANDS?! :D"
"Jesus, that stuff got right on top of you. Look at you... you're about to explode."
"Maybe you could just... shove me into the pool or something."
"Man, if I put you in the pool right now, you'll sink like a goddamn stone. You took too much man. You took too much, too much."

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The one little, totally out-of-place line when Duke is trying to talk Dr. Gonzo off the rotating bar: "Quick! Like a bunny!"

"You may have come on no bicycle, but that does not say that you know everything."

"You folks wanna buy some heroin?"

You who wish to conquer pain, you must learn to serve me well.